
Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride
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Rest In Peace, To The Hero Who Created My Heroes.
Rest In Peace, to the hero who created my heroes.

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Hello snake side of Tumblr! I would like to introduce my little guy, Loki! He likes to explore, and to sleep, and to boop snoots. I bought him from an exotic pet store, and a while back I took him to the vet (just for a little check-up) and I was told that he’s about a year old. (Makes sense though! He is pretty tiny!) He scared me quite a bit at first when I first got him. He went on a 5 month feeding strike, but he did start eating on a regular schedule, and he has had 2 nice, full sheds, and he’s about to shed again fairly soon.
Nice to meet you all!!!

A surprise, to be sure.
It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

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Do not ask us how many people we’ve rescued. Just don’t. And if you do decide to ignore me, then don’t just assume that because a lifeguard says ‘Oh I haven’t saved anyone’ that they are incompetent. That means that they are actually preventing accidents before they happen, which should comfort you.