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What if Dan and Phil find out that Dan and Phil are travelling the world exposing Dan and Phil??? Like don't Dan and Phil realise the damage Dan and Phil are doing to Dan and Phil?????

dan and phil lovingly referring to themselves as phan is my hard launch cause who the fuck would date 1/2 of phan like i'd rather die

on the nearest bridge who’s joining?

honestly if phan wasn't real i'd roast dan so hard like. you live with that and you're gay and you didn't manage to pull it? skill issue

phantasy land ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆

i cannot explain to a new phannie that yeah sure there can be a platonic explanation for all the theories and yeah if they had revealed any of this in 2015 we would've lost our minds either way but its about the fact that they went out of their way to hide it and lie about it for so long and NOW theyre telling us. its so significant and i hate to say you had to be there but. you just had to be there

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

may i introduce..

THE phRATS

High Resolution Terrible Influence Tour Photocards !

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dan and phil so special to me.................

"I'm supposed to be dark and bitter"

Dan Howell, from "Dan and Phil Try a Drinking Game"

MasterList

anyone else up and parasocially missing dan and phil?

Dan, unprompted:

-Phil, you look lovely

-He's adorable, right?

-Your biceps are wonderful and you have nothing to be ashamed of

-You literally have big arms

-Your personality is too adorable

-You're like a beautiful flower

-Phil is an angel

-DILF

-You are an amazing morale booster and you're really fun an nice

-You are so unique and amazing that no art can ever capture your essence

-The light and warmth you bring to our lives is as everlasting as the sun

-Through the little existential crisis, you've been there feeding me snacks, and as annoying as you have been, at least you've been there

-We are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates

-Your fucking faves could never have that chemistry day one!

-You're a genius!

-You're so precious

-Phil is my remote crisis manager

-You're my plinth of life

Dan, on the spot:

-I would rather lose this game right now than say a compliment, I would rather the earth opens up beneath me and swallows me whole, I would rather be eaten by a giant-

i put my dan and phil posters in a picture frame, i will post a pick when it's on the wall

just found this in my drafts so here you go

"is it stalking to simply be subscribed to a youtuber" dan you live in his house

This is why we will never die. The eternal fandom.

I wonder if we talk to the dead they'll tell us their headcanons and their favorite ships.

BBC Merlin was trending so I wanted to share a hot take:

All Arthuriana as we know it is fanfiction. We don’t really have a Core Text upon which everything is founded, it’s all just people building on each other’s ideas and adapting what they don’t like as much in other versions and putting their favourite characters center stage and taking away the bigoted parts of the stories and making the couples they like kiss.

It’s a beautiful thing!! A testament to human creativity!! And even when people don’t take the fandom seriously we should all remind ourselves that if we’d done this a few hundred or so years ago and our work was preserved, people would be studying it in a classroom.

thinking about how the very first thing phil does when constructing this new life is to make sure dan has a place in it. something something ranch metaphor

“i need a dan howell in this story” im going to throw UPPPPP WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ADDED HIM TO YIUR LIFE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

the real hard launch was when they reached for each other during jumpscares

sorry

"why am i always dying in the fanfics?"

it's really a mystery i have no idea why phil