First Things First, Y E S *slams Hand Down On Table Excitedly* NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL WHOLESOME FAMILY

First things first, Y E S *slams hand down on table excitedly* NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL WHOLESOME FAMILY ART🙌🏼🧡✨🤌🏼

Second @saspas-corner, @holydoncakes @anobodyinabog *bear poses* If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family, you should have ran when you had the chance 😏😈😎

I have no context for this

✨📓Story time📓✨

It’s morning at work which means it’s the prime time for me to have deep psychoanalysis with my coworkers. As one does *twirls hand*

So I lead off into a rant about an English teacher that I’m struggling with which upsets me because English teachers have always been my best friend. This little turd of a teacher won’t let me befriend him and it’s bugging me, so I’m sharing my tales woe when one of my coworkers mentions that his wife is an English teacher, and with a smirk says “So I love English teachers for very different reason.”

And me, ever true to my serendipitously jayus nature, fire off with out even thinking, “ English teacher eh? That means she likes words. You should try this on your wife: My lady if kisses are words, then come here I’m going to give you a speech.”

I’d never see that shade of red on a man before. I literally hit on his wife for him.

Where ever you are in the world today Mrs. Trevor, you’re welcome.😶😅

Anyway, I got all this rizz and no where to go.

Catch y’all next time 😆

*bear poses at you before cackling madly and head butting you in affection*

You is de fren, and fren needs much of the lovin AND YOU CANT STOP ME BWAHAHAHA😈🧡🙌🏼

i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

Again I am finding more and more evidence that Donnie and I would be the best of friends because I would totally do this.

Actually I DO this. You should see me in the morning at work 😆🧡🤌🏼💜

i got a bit lazy at the end and i’m no animator but hey this was fun and i hope yall enjoy it too xD

Obviously because he needs to learn how to “clean up” his life duh 😏👉🏼👉🏼😆💙🙌🏼

Your au has turned into washing powder

THEY TURNED OUR PEEPAW INTO WASHING POWDER

@saspas-corner No U

You give off thunder vibes

*Liam Nelson Voice* I know who you are. I will find you, and I will fight you.

*hands on hips* There’s nothing subtle or epic about me, Broski. I’m literally the definition of loud and proud. That makes me lightning and aggressive sunshine. We’ve talked about this.