REAL

REAL

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

completely real and true there is definitely zero discourse in the reblogs don’t look we definitely all agree that this is peak perfection

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

specifically rise!donnie I think they would absolutely get along and not nuke the government at all

hey guys uzi and donnie should meet it definitely wouldnt result in tons of destruction yup totally

I drew a fanart but I didn’t turn the characters into dogs this time (shocking)

he’s a roomba.

link to the inspo below the cut

Tumblr

bullshit incorporated

HES HERE roomba N this took way longer than I thought it would I crave death

had no clue this was the og

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar