Yeah. Im The Guy Who Impregnates The Mannequins They Put In The Maternity Section. It Aint Much But It

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

These are old and I know I’m Cringe, but I’m free 😙

y’all comment / link a pic of ur kny oc and I’ll give them a “taishō era secret” based off of their look 👀

You can comment multiple ocs 😝😝

(In this case the “secret” is just a funny fact)

(I’ll do em when I get back to karate)

I want to let people know I fuck with the sonic fandom and yes I know, I’m cringe and I’m free :3

Shadow brings his hand up to his face, dragging it downwards. He’s certainly having second thoughts on this. Amy insisted that you’d enjoy the ‘little surprise.’ The only reason why Shadow agreed is because you might like it.

It was a semi popular trend online, tricking the other person and … what did she call it? Kabedon? She showed him the video and had him practice it once. A quick learner this guy.

In your shared home, Shadow walks through the door and announces his presence. There you are, all comfy wrapped in a blanket and reading a book.

You look up and greet him. Wherever you left off in your book is marked before chucking it on the coffee table. Arms outstretch towards the hedgehog, looking for a hug.

After promptly removing his shoes, Shadow makes his way towards you. Happily, he accepts the offer of a hug.

While he’s wrapped around you, he says, “Get up. I want to show you something,” before pulling you to your feet.

“What’s this?”

His behavior isn’t completely out of character but it’s off enough to peak your curiosity. Shadow places you right in front of a wall, your back facing it.

“Just do what I ask. Hold out your hands and spread out your fingers.”

“Okay….?”

“With your right hand, grab the other. Fingers fitting in between the spaces of your left.”

Following his instructions, it’s almost as if you’re pleading but with your left fingers splayed out. As you’re about to ask if it was correct, Shadow slips his hand on top of yours, effectively holding them both over your head.

Off balanced, you make contact with the wall behind you. The momentum causes him to lean forward, free hand slamming against the surface behind you with a THUD! Faces inches apart.

When you look up and make eye contact, the compromised position causes you to screech followed by a panicked laughter. Cheeks flood with heat. Heart threatening to leap out of your throat. Shadow was still holding you in place thus no way to hide your abashed expression. Wiggle and worm all you want but his grip is firm.

Luckily for you, it didn’t take long for him to let go. After staring at you for what seems to be eternity he turns away, hiding his own flushed cheeks with his hand over his mouth.

Shadow growls, “Never doing that again!”

Or so he claims…

Super cute! ❤️

Mammon deserves to have someone who misses him when he’s away.

Imagine: Mammon’s not home for the week. He’s away, doing photoshoots or dealing with witches or whatever it is he does. His brothers are just chilling as usual. This is nothing to even blink at, much less be upset about.

But MC? Nope! He’s their Mammon, and they love him so much!

Imagine MC turning to the side where Mammon usually is, automatically going to whisper some dumb comment to him, and then deflating when they find no Mammon there. Imagine MC absentmindedly reaching their hand out to that side, going to hold his hand out of habitual impulse—and being confused for a moment to find empty air… then hiding their sadness. Imagine them distracting themself by hanging out with all the others, who they DO love a lot, but… Mammon’s not there, and the house feels incomplete. They’ve spent lots of time with the others without Mammon before, but he’s never been away so long before, and everything feels wrong.

Imagine Mammon’s reaction to his brothers (probably Asmo, to tease him, or Beel, out of sympathy for the human) texting him to tell him that the human’s moping without him. Imagine them catching MC doing one of those things on camera, because Mammon has to see it to really believe that someone misses him so much.

Imagine Mammon coming home, and the human regaining their energy just at the sound of his voice announcing that he’s back. Imagine them running to the door, pouncing on him for hugs with such excitement that he TOTALLY would have been knocked to the floor if he weren’t supernaturally strong—you know, being a demon.

“You’re home!!!!” MC shouts, not bothering to contain their excitement because they love him, they’re so happy to be reunited, they missed him so much, and he deserves to see that. It’s good for him.

Imagine how happy he’d be to get a reaction like that!

Imagine Mammon and MC inevitably ending up in MC’s room, as they always do, and Mammon seeing that MC has stolen the blanket off his bed. It’s in a messy pile on top of their own blanket, it looks like MC had been curled up under it just before he returned. Because it smells like him, and it’s warm and soft and big, so it’s the closest thing to a hug from him that they could have gotten while he was away.

Imagine how his heart would melt. Imagine how loved he would feel.

Idk, I think he’d cry

Little obey me headcanons (pt3)

(Pt4)

A/n: uhhh not really sure what to say here, but I’m glad my posts are getting the attention similar to what I had when I first picked up writing fanfics and headcaons. Thank all of you so much hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas.

As MC spends more time in the Devildom and makes more pacts with the brothers, they’ll start to have a slightly more evil look to them. Get what I mean? Like how Megan Fox has “evil beauty.” However its not as visible, they’ll still look like your normal boring human first glance.

“The celestials know every language in the human wor-“ *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Sorry but I respectfully hate this headcaon with all my heart, it doesn’t make sense. Sure these guys are immortal powerful beings that have lived for millions and billions of years, but they don’t even keep up with the human world like that and that’s CANON. Also if we’re looking at it through their perspective where as a hundred years is literally just a couple of blinks, humans would be making new languages every second.

They probably know 2-6 MAX, and that’s not me underestimating them that’s me saying that they either don’t have the time or will to care about 7,139 OFFICIAL languages there are in the human world. But enough of that let’s dive into the languages that they can speak.

Lucifer: English, French, Italian. and a little bit of Japanese due to Levi but not enough to be fluent. Mammon: English, Spanish. Levi: English, Korean, Japanese, and sign language. (idk if that counts) Satan: English, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Arabic. Asmodeus: English, French (mainly because he thinks it sounds hot 💀) Beelzebub: English and German. Belphie: English, Spanish, German (because of Beel), Japanese. Diavolo: English,Italian, a bit of Spanish but not enough to be fluent. Barbatos: Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, French. Simeon+Luke: English right now but Luke wants to learn Spanish.

Solomon is probably the type of person to wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon whenever possible. Mf probably has an alarm set for that exact time too, and when you ask where he’s been for like half of the day he’ll tilt his head to the side and be like “I was sleeping????”

I feel like we can all come to a sort of mutual understanding of this, but the brothers fan clubs and MC do not mix well together like at all.

“Asmo, get your crazy ass fans under control! They’re fucking insane!”

“Oh they can’t possibly be that bad dear! They’re MY fans after all!”

“I let it slip that we had a date planned for this Saturday and one of them threatened to cut me before calling me a warm toilet seat!”

“Oh.”

Asmodeus, Barbatos, and Simeon call you Hon/Honey sometimes.

For all of your RAD classes, every brother except Lucifer shares at least ONE class with you. Also all of the exchange students are in the same Main classes.

Everyone is a tad bit insane about you, just a little bit, a sprinkle if you will. No I am not explaining this.