the-simple-creature - Not very complicated.
Not very complicated.

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Lizzy Sings A Song...

Lizzy sings a song...

The original :)

Everytime I go to dinner

It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.

I'll sit down at the breakfast table.

I can talk; they're not able.

When I look at them I find

There's a single question on their mind.

I wish it could go back to the way it was.

It's not easy now because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay.

I guess it's always been that way.

Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I talk

That makes them think I like... Girls

That I like girls...

The goddamn question just wont go away.

And, I get asked it every single day.

But, the way they ask is not hidden

Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss girls?" (That's... funny)

This is the worst; baby, this was my fear.

Now, their opinions are crystal-clear because...

My whole family now is shocked.

I'm in the closet, and the door is locked.

Now my glory days are gone.

I was a foxy megan; now I'm megan fox

My whole family now suspects

That watching Spongebob had side-effects.

I'm not gay, and that's what I said.

If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead-*CHOKING*

*Doll stops playing* (•᷄- •᷅ ;) *Doll continues playing*

Just 'cause my hair ain't long

Or my favorite color is: I have noooooone

I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must

'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.

Because... even my girlfriend thinks I'm gay... motherfucker.

You all probably think I'm gay.

Man, this song is counterproductive...

La la la la la...

Because... my whole family thinks I'm gay.

What do they know anyway?

You gotta look right through the haze.

The Owl House was just a phase.

My whole family thinks I'm queer.

That is all I ever hear

But I've been as straight as a ramp,

If you don't count Bible camp...

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1 year ago

I like to imagine that Uzi doesn't snap out of knowing that N killed her mother; I think she's accepted the chance that he did, but rather because it's somehow revealed that Nori's just a horrible person.

Not only is that 200 times funnier, it feels more accurate to the show; obviously, the show titled Murder Drones is going to have a lot of murder.

One thing that is oddly repeated in this show, however, is that there are things worse than death. Think of becoming a DD or having the AS in general, being forced to kill just to survive; if you don't, you overheat, which I'm sure is a HELLISH feeling to get a person like N to kill.

What if Nori was SO horrible that she relished causing pain? That she would abandon things that she just saw as "less" than her?

After all, what's worse than just dying...

I Like To Imagine That Uzi Doesn't Snap Out Of Knowing That N Killed Her Mother; I Think She's Accepted

but being doomed to live in death?


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

So uh... Just realised something, now I'm cooking up a theory... a HAIRy one...


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