Whats Hatchetfield (I Read Ur Strawpage And I Thought You Might Wanna Explain It)

What’s hatchetfield (I read ur strawpage and I thought you might wanna explain it)

APABDJAIDNAPCKA!!!!!! /VPOS

(WARNING, LONG! BAD SPELLING!)

HATCHETFIELD is a series of musicals from the musical studio Starkid. They’re ALL free on YouTube, WATCH THEM!!!!! (/nf)

It’s a trilogy (plus a web series that isn’t crucial) about a fictional town named Hatchetfield where spooky things happen and gay people get m/rdered. :)

The first one - TGWDLM is a very Invasion of the Body Snatchers-esc horror, it’s about a singing apocalypse where an autistic man, his girlfriend and his coworkers become the only sentient humans alive. There’s no real TWs- minus some very fake stage gore (it’s blue) and a few suggestive scenes, but nothing really sexual??

The second one - Black Friday is a more Purge style story, it’s about a stuffed animal with the essence of a godlike being, so when people are around it they become so desperate to have it they’ll k!Ll others around them to get their hands on the doll. Quite a tad more blood, much less sex jokes - it’s the most serious of the three, and the only one reading as genuinely scary sometimes. (MY FELLAS ARE IN IT!!! WILBUR CROSS I LOVE YOU /P!!!!!)

Finally, NPMD is the third installment and the second most recent Starkid show! It’s slasher horror, Scream style. It’s the most popular and focuses on side characters related to the main characters of TGWDLM (Ted’s brother, Paul’s nephew (headcanon, but so well-accepted its second canon)). It’s got the most sexual stuff but is also the funniest consistently throughout, whilst still being tense at times! It’s about a group of teenagers accidentally killing their high school bully, who returns from the grave to kick their ASSES!

Anyway I love harchetfild I love hatchetfield please ask me more hatchetfeild stuff please

… me… /nf

I need more people in the Spies are Forever fandom to talk to me

I honestly think it’s a travesty that we never talk this line because it lives rent free in my head

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Opinion on the homiesexuals? The skittle squad? The color mafia? The menkissers galore? The giddy gang?

I must salute my kind, as is the duty of any. Cheers to all rainbow wranglers.

Wayside School is Falling Down, anybody?

college gothic

someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.

you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.

freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.

your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.

someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.

your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?

you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.

your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.

the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.

you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.

someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”

you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.

the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.

the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.

the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.

“communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

am I swag yet /j

September 1st 2023

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