Anyone Whos Seen Any Of My Reposts Knows Recently Ive Been Sharing My Yaps In My Head That Made Me Repost^^have

Anyone who’s seen any of my reposts knows recently I’ve been sharing my yaps in my head that made me repost^^have some yap:]

1:Duke joking breaking on breaking the no kill rule with dick over eggs is oddly in character lol.

2: FUCK YES A MENTION OF HOW DICK WAS THE ACTUAL SCARY ROBIN love him sm<3

3:Ive only got degrees on two charecters but I love em all and know a good amount on most of them so I can say I approve of every one. The dick one is so true love that, AND FUCK YES DUKE WOULD SO DO THAT!!(tots not bc I self project on him and and I do that-) I feel like he’d be great at making playlists^^. Also Tim’s XD it’s so true I feel like he’d be into podcasts and true crime, also documentaries in the background whenever he’s working on something that he randomly spouts facts from and makes ppl confused by why tf is that relevant???(self projecting? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! *hides my dozens of short term hyperfixations Ik random shit from*).

4: and ofc those two would be a car couple love em. Then Bernard(<3333333) would just listen and be the one inviting them to stuff like car shows^^

Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!

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!!!!!!!YES PLEASE YES, PLEASE FUCK- GOODNESS GRACIOUS I NEED THIS- ON MY KNEES PLZZZZZZ HE WOULD TOTALLY FUCKING ROCK AT MAKEUP TRUST- IMAGO YAP TO MY UNEDUCATED ON DC FRIENDS AND SPOUT MY NONSENSE TO THEM AND WATCH EM EAT IT UP AS CANON OR IMPLIED BC HOW THE FUCK WOULD THEY KNOW IM THE MASTER HAHA BITCHES✨

Jason is required to attend the Wayne Foundation fundraiser

It's a fundraiser so obviously Jason will attend it, even if begrudgingly.

Alfred gives specific instructions that he has to look presentable. But he's outnumbered and unfortunately gets hit in the face.

Red Hood: Ugh, that hurt.

Spoiler: Um...Jay...

Red Hood: *has a big bruise across his cheekbone* What?

They try their best to reduce the swelling but can't get rid of the bruise itself. So, they seek help from someone who won't make a fuss about it.

Babs: That's gonna take at least a day or two.

Jason: But the fundraiser is in three hours!

Babs: Hm, you're gonna have to cover that.

Steph: Our talent lies in giving people bruises, not hiding them.

Babs: *texting* Good thing I called a professional.

A couple minutes later, someone bursts through the door with a full-fledged professional makeup kit.

It's Dick.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Accidentally becoming a Batfam twitter account

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PLEASE FUCK- HED BE LIKE THIS TRUST HE KILLED JOKER FOR HIM AND GOT CLOSE TO ALL HIS SIBLINGS BC OF HIM

HE CARES SO MUCH FOR HIM ITS INSANE

Dick cares for Jason more than anyone’s mother cares for them/j/nsrs(this is me trashing Jason’s mom for selling him off to the joker im pissed on that and will stay pissed tf off:])

Nightwing: You are a shitty person right now! You can't just talk to him?!

Batman: No! Because I didn't do anything!

Nightwing: You let the man's murderer walk, you threw at Bat a rang at him over just killing his murderer, and honestly Jason has brought up a lot of good points-

Batman: Fuck off he hasn't!

Wonder woman: Hey let's just calm down.

Nightwing: You're just going to ignore the fact that Jason may have a point? One! I'm not saying becoming a killer or anything, but he has every reason to be mad that the Joker hasn't been killed yet! The guy gets out every few years and then his defense is "I'm the joker I'm random!" He has no remorse for what he does! The whole clown schtick stopped being a schtick when he shot-

Batman: Finish the sentence and I will break your nose.

Nightwing: Oh so Barbara getting shot isn't something you want to talk about?

Batman: Don't you bring her into this.

Donna Troy: Hey, let's just take a breather. Step back and-

Nightwing: She is wheelchair bound because of that fucker! So don't you give me some bullshit speech about criminals should serve time over getting killed because the Joker is the one who deserves it! You didn't even let me kill him-

Batman punches Nightwing in the nose. Donna and Diana gasp. Nightwing chuckles, ignoring his bruised nose.

Nightwing: Yup.

Nightwing punches Batman in the nose, knocking the man to the ground.

Nightwing: We're both heated at the moment, so I'm going to go because I keep hitting you. You'll come around to reason, so I won't turn my back on you, but if you hit me like that again I won't hold back.

Nightwing leaves.

Donna: That was badass!

Wonder Woman stares at Donna for a second, shrugs and nods.

WW: Good hit too.

Donna: Yeah I'm gonna go talk to him, you handle... That.

Wonder Woman: On it.

Donna runs out while calling out to Nightwing.

Donna: Bluebird you can't go punching the guy!

Wonder Woman sighs, rubbing her forehead.

WW: Men, I swear. Are you good?

Batman: He- He caught me off guard.

WW: Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have punched him first. Now, do you want to apologize, you said a lot of awful things.

Batman: I would, but I'm not sorry.

WW: That makes things harder. Thanks for that.

Batman: No problem, can you help me up!

WW: Nah, you got this, but have you ever considered admitting you're wrong?

Batman lays on the ground, crossing his arms.

WW: You're worse than my father and he's Zeus.

hehehehehehehehe>:D

duke: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun i found in an alley

I FUCKING LOVE DUKE FBFBJFFJFBF HE WOULD SO…ALL THIS YES, FULL APPROVAL👏👏👏

The Batfam as Things My Family Has Said/Done:

Tim: *having a casual conversation w/ Bruce*

Damian, whispering just loud enough for Tim to hear: He's not your real dad.

Tim: What the fuck???

—

Bernard: *hugs Tim from behind*

Tim: *screams, falls to the ground, and throws his bookbag halfway across the hall, simultaneously*

Bernard: Are you okay . . ?

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Dick, mad at Bruce and siccing Jason against ahim: I'm running away to Bludhaven and it's all B's fault. He said I have to go.

Young Jason, on the verge of tears: NO!

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Dick: Yeah, I fell down the stairs today—

Jason: I'm not staring at you.

Dick: . . .

Dick: I fell down the stairs, Jason.

—

Damian: I think I have autism.

Tim, on 0.2 hrs of sleep in 4 days: I thought you were autistic.

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Jason, crossing the street: Hit me with your car!

Dick: You have to stop doing this!

—

Jason: God, you're annoying.

Duke: This is why your mom doesn't love you and you're going to die alone. I hope you die.

—

Dick, trying to do the dance number from Newsies: *slips backwards and lands flat on his ass so hard he pees a little*

Dick: ahH—

—

Steph: I'm afraid of escalators.

Cass: Why?

Steph: Back in elementary school, I had a nightmare where I was an Asian man and one of my Crocs got sucked into the bottom part and I had to say goodbye to my girlfriend for the last time as I was slowly eaten by the escalator.

Cass: . . .

—

Tim: I'm this close to running away and being a hooker. This close. My fingers are touching.

—

Steph: I'm the metaphorical radish in chili; that unexpected spice no one wants.

—

Steph, splashing in the pool like she's performing an exorcism: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost!

Duke, splashing back: God!

Steph: Jesus!

Duke: Your mom!

Steph, seconds from pulling under the water: ColoNEL SANDERS!