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Help Me Get This To The Needed Requirements

Help me get this to the needed requirements

"Patience, Dear Banker. There's No Harm In Establishing A Baseline Control Before The Real Fun In Experimentation

"Patience, dear banker. There's no harm in establishing a baseline control before the real fun in experimentation begins."

The long awaited part 5! Obviously the next part I can't post here on Tumblr uncensored but I'll link it somehow huhAUHAUUWGHJ

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More Posts from Thatoneweirdshipper

2 years ago

Dani is hunted by the JL

So dani was traveling around the infinite realms and came across a universe that she and danny would LOVE

Their are super heros, and clones and wizards, and alians

Dani send danny hlthe location of the universe with the caption:THE WORLD OF HEROS AND ALIANS WHICH WILL YOU MEET FIRST

Danny texted her back a voice massage of his screaming thw word alians

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Do dani was exploring this new universe wjen she saw asshole.1 berating a teenager about how he's not fit for this life

The asshole.2 chimes in and AGREES with asshole.1, at this point the kid looks upset

and dani could understand teenagers in the superhero business is not the best(she asked) and sometimes tough love is what it takes so she was going to leave

Then she heard asshole.1 say" clones should just be terminated to save everyone problems like this"...

No...dani didnt hold back in teaching asshole.1 a lesson in clone rights via: trial by fist

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But now 3 months later she decided to ask the assholes what they want and why they keep harassing her

She didnt expect a rant about how an unsupervised meta(and a clone asshole.1(whos name is superman WTF is super about him))

Then they all had a meeting about her IN front of her

The options ranger from finding her original to termination to imprisonment to forcing her to be a superhero

They eventually decided to make her a superhero in training...

These people are IDIOTS, if you dont trush her why put her WITH A TEAM, why not just let her leave, the most she did was get payback for the insensitive shit superman was saying but the sheer notion she was a clone was enough to FOECE her into a life she dosent want...

Oh hell no

So when the JL and clones in the background came up to tell her that they decided to give her a chance at "redemption"

She looked then in the eyes, sniled a too sharp smile said:no

Then she screamed

PAPA

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The next thing anyone knowes is the watchtower is in an unknown location with a person that looked scarily similar to the unknown clone

And then he said

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTER

2 years ago

Little baby man idea

So damian finds little baby man and decides he's damians new baby

A few months pass and damian is kidnapped by the LoA, and separated from little baby man, after he sees the batfam loosing their minds about damian being kidnapped danny goes full overprotective mode

When the rescue plan happens there was a mistake and the mission fails and all the batfam are about to be killed

When little babyman comes out of one of the batfams clothes

Damian, seeing him, tries to get little baby man danny to run away

Ra seeing damian care about this creature decides to use it to torment him, goes on a rant about how he's become weak and all that

Little baby man is now full obssession and his ghost king powers kick in

Little baby man is now big demon man

Danny growes to the size of a building, sharp needle teeth with ectoplasm leaking out of his mouth like drool, pitch black eyes that look like black holes, an ice crown floating above his head with a ring of fire on his finger,hissing that sounds like the screaming souls of the dead, blue skin, black claws and tail wrapping protectively around the tied up batfam

Everyone watches in horror as damians most recent pet becomes a terrifying pit demon

Danny destroys the lair and kills all the assasins he can, he ends up hurtin Ra al Ghul so much he looses both his arms

Then he goes over to damian and wrapes him up with his tail with the other batfam

Then it looks like space and time itself bend to his will and suddenly their in the batcave still tied up

They look around to see little baby man, back to being little taring at damians restaurants and looking him over, and just being a protective and caring creature

Everyone except damian is terrified

Damian is proud of danny and is already making a list of treats to give him

2 years ago

I really want to continue this and if this isn't the same as your idea or smth I'm sorry.

Dan was quite happy with the result of the deal with one John Constantine, now all he had to do was place this contract within the archives report to Danny aka Ma and be done with all things regarding John Constantine.

Dan easily teleported back to Phantoms Keep which has changed since Ma took over. He's extremely happy with the changes, "Ah, High Prince Dan you have returned."

"Yes, I have Fright. Is Ma still in the office?"

"Yes, my Prince. High King Phantom is still in the office, from your expression I feel like the deal went well?"

"It did, now Ma owns Constantine in his entirety."

"Splendid, High King Phantom will be delighted, I will inform the kitchens a feast may be requested."

"Well, then Fright I need to get going I need to place the latest contract in the archives and put under permanent lock and key."

"Understood, my Prince."

Dan floated in, entering the palace that is Phantoms Keep. The outside of the place had changed, it looks more futuristic with hints of a space theme going around. While the inside had changed into more of a mix of an ancient Greek look with a modern Greek look. With tall, extremely tall ceilings looking above with white and black as the main theme.

He soon arrived in front of Ma's office and he knocked before entering, "Hey Ma, I got the contract it went well so now we got 100% of his soul."

"Dan! It's great to see you back so soon, and what great news you have. I will want a feast to be added later tonight seeing as we can finally close the book for his bullshit."

"That we can, that we can. Fright already told the kitchens about that, so I'll tell them the confirmation and I'll ask Auntie Jazz to place the contract in the archives."

"Good, I'll see you at dinner. Bye, Dan!"

"Bye Ma."

Dan left the office and floated straight to the library where he greeted Auntie Jazz, "Hey, Auntie."

"Ah, Dan! The contract collecting went well then?"

"Yes, it did I'm here to give this to you and go take a nap, I've been dealing with Constantine's bull for quite a while. Send me the paperwork for our full claim on his soul tomorrow."

"Alright, go and take a nap and make sure to tell one of the servants on the confirmation for the feast tonight."

"Kay."

"Hey, you!"

"Yes, my Prince."

"Tell the kitchens confirmation on tonight's feast."

"Of course, my Prince."

I don't know much about DC, but seeing all these things about Danny owning Constantine somehow... what if instead of an ancestor, the different demons Constantine sold his soul to are all technically vassals of the Ghost King (hell dimensions being part of the Infinite Realms) and they decided to offload their useless rights to Constantine's soul as part of their taxes?

2 years ago

Danny running around DC

Danny decided to take a break from the teenage hero life and decides to visit the infinite realms, and stumbles upon DC

He sees that there are heros everywhere, rouge gallerys, magic, creepy billionaires, clones, butt kicking furries and more

So he decides to just go around and not give a fuck

He goes to metropolis and calls superman out for clone abuse and neglect IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, the villain decides to try and attack danny, but all danny dose is slap them in the face and scold them about manners and not interupting someone and when he's done he goes right back to criticising superman, danny stole his cape too

He showes up in one of Constantine and Zatanna jobs and just starts showing up at random, once he showed up in the house of mysterys and just starts touching cursed things and everyone is shocked when nothing happened

He showes up in star city and made it his mission to steal one of green arrows arrows in front of him, he just walked up grabed (whatever he carries his arrowes in, no idea what the name is) and runs away all while making eye contact, green arrow chased him for an hour before he lost him

Danny showes up in gothem and just starts doing cartwheels on the roofs and whenever a robin showes up he just has a normal conversation but the second batman himself showes up, he starts sassing him, left right and senter, and if batman comes within 5 feet of him danny will yell TAG slaps batman and take off running, still while doing cartwheels, flips and giving dick grayson a run for his money in acrobatics

The best part is danny dosent bother to transform into phantom so its fenton showing up at random

Everyone in the JL are loosing their mind with questions, superman and green arrow want their stuff back, and batman is fighting for adoption rights

2 years ago

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE