I See. Well, You Know Where To Find Me.

I see. Well, you know where to find me.

If you and Colin ever officially get engaged/somehow trick Colin into signing a marital contract, I am more than willing to officiate the wedding :)

-thoth the moth

THANK YOU, THOTH! I SHALL KEEP THAT IN MIND!

I think we may be in the egangment stage, so expect your services to be needed soon

What I know about Hazbin hotel as someone who’s never seen it but has a bunch of friends who watch it and rant about it.

•there’s a guy named lucifer and he’s 4 ft tall, depressed and has an egregious about of rubber duckies. 10/10 would punt into the unfathomable void.

• there’s angels and the main character and the angels sing a song about second chances or something. Someone made a kazoo cover of it.

•you can have make a sort of soul pact with people or something and that have romantic/strong friendship connotations I think

•main character has a girlfriend

•Alastor is aro-ace, slays, is a wend1go or something, evil but in like a cartoon Disney villain sorta way. The hinges are broken on this guy.

•someone stabs another person and it’s like “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAHA” or something. Person who got stabbed may or may not be Adam form The Bible

•there’s a moth character and instead of being slay like moths should be, he sucks.

•husk is a cat and not in fact a dog like o feral thought when I saw him.

•there’s an owl guy named Stolas who I hate solely because people keep looking at my mascot ant saying “oh hey that guy looks kinda like stolas” and every time I wanna drive their head into a wall. And then people also compare Grimm from hollow knight to stolas and I wish the same on those people aswell. IM NOT EVEN AN OWL IM A MOTH HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT CONNECTION. GRIMM IS PRESUMABLY SOME SORT OF BUG.

•dumb owl has a child who gets manipulated by the moth guy or something idk.

•there’s a character who only cares about her outfit designs or something

•there’s a weird clown. I don’t know anything about the clown but I like him. Please do not ruin silly little clown guy for me I just want more silly clowns in my life.

•gay people

•angel dust is a gay spider dude who overdosed on meth just like that homeless heroine addict vampire hunter guy (if you know you know)

•there’s a bunch of creator drama :/

•as far as I know there is no incomprehensible beings from beyond the fabric of reality. Could use more shoggoths.

@nonbinary-wyvern and @sircherri this is your faults I decided.

Next time a new avatar is introduced I’m making it my personal goal to be the first to make an ask-blog for them. It just looks like fun.

Your literally a computer. You have no flesh to be stabbed. Just slide into their dms.

How can you stop needles

LIKE I KNOW

I’M STILL TRYING TO TEST THE WATERS ON HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM

This is an open call for people to rant to me about their ships. Crackship, fluffy ship, toxic ship, or anything in between, rant to me about it. Not only do I love listening, but I also need more ship names for @shipping-nexus. So yea. Dms and asks are open on both this blog and shipping nexus.

Sweet