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WARNING: the following image has body horror, bright colors, and themes of insanity.

The distortion of it was Micheal, but if Micheal was Jon and not Helen. (That makes sense right?) anyway the spiral is probably one of the scariest fears to me personally. It’s also one of my favourites because of just how incomprehensible 90% of it is lol. He no longer goes by Jonathan sims and exclusively goes by Jon because the spiral hates surnames or something idk.

You can find the prologue to the fic I’m working on relating to this here:

I really wanna write some fanfic or something but I hate outlining… it’s the literal bane of my existence. Anyone got tips on how to not hate outlines?

Details for doing business with the Circus of the other (and making it out alive and with your skin intact)

So, you are an avatar or some other person wishing to correspond with the Circus of the Other for whatever reason. If you want to make it out unharmed then here are some things to keep in mind:

1: make sure to get a nametag from the Ringmaster, this isn’t for people there to know your name, no it’s just so they know not to skin you.

2: do not open the two delivery men’s coffin. They won’t stop you or anything but let’s just say you’ll meet a horrible fate.

3: do not break or damage the taxidermy or you will be joining the taxidermy.

4: do not bring C4 or other explosives with you.

5: do not mention Cirque Du Soleil as they don’t like them. (The less you know about it the better)

6: do not compare them to Cirque Du Soleil, as that’s basically asking for a death sentence.

7: Generally just don’t ask any questions and just keep walking when you see something weird or disturbing.

Do you guys think that vast avatars like having wet socks? I mean normally your socks get wet when your out in the rain soooooo.

Crack AU idea

All the avatars are just normal regular people(?), but in the weirdest way imaginable.

Jon is still an archivist, but the archives research weird and wacky people. Jon’s eyesight gets really bad and rather than buying thicker glasses he just buys more sets of glasses and wears them on top of eachother. (More eyes) He has the entirety of Wikipedia memorised by heart, and has uncovered the truth of multiple conspiracies.

Tim is just well, Tim, but his bother just got suffocated to death by balloon animals.

Elias dedicated himself to the art of gathering blackmail on people, and his goal is to eventually try to overthrow the government by blackmailing the government.

Micheal and Helen are both door salesmen. They sell doors and almost always manage to get the person to buy the door.

Peter is just some depressed guy who got bored and managed to make a deadly super weapon that he uses to be alone.

Jude is just part of an arson club along with all the other desolation avatars.

Joe spooky is real because it would be funny.

I feel like I could do better with some of these so reblog if you have better ideas or ideas for what unmentioned avatars would be cause I would love to see more dumb stuff like this :D I have a lot of au ideas so there will probably be a sequel to this post.

The Raven.

Jonathan sims in this Au has big kaiju monster form. Do I have a genuinely good excuse for it? No. Will I blame it on dream logic and them being in an au? Yes. Will I also give Martin and maybe Annabelle one? Most-likely. This is his monster form at its biggest but it can change size. He also has some moderate shapeshifting abilities with it beyond the size changing. His mouth also opens up kinda like a demegorgon .

I’ll probably add to his design later but I can’t quite figure out a way to add moth wings without ruining the silhouette. His government assigned animal is a raven because I mean think about it, it fits. And I gave him moth antenna for purely self indulgent reasons.