I Now Have 4 Pages For A Tma Fanfic. I Dont Have An Ao3 Account Yet So When Im Finished Ill Probably

I now have 4 pages for a tma fanfic. I don’t have an ao3 account yet so when I’m finished I’ll probably just post it here. I gotta tweak the pacing in parts and stuff first tho.

Crack AU idea

All the avatars are just normal regular people(?), but in the weirdest way imaginable.

Jon is still an archivist, but the archives research weird and wacky people. Jon’s eyesight gets really bad and rather than buying thicker glasses he just buys more sets of glasses and wears them on top of eachother. (More eyes) He has the entirety of Wikipedia memorised by heart, and has uncovered the truth of multiple conspiracies.

Tim is just well, Tim, but his bother just got suffocated to death by balloon animals.

Elias dedicated himself to the art of gathering blackmail on people, and his goal is to eventually try to overthrow the government by blackmailing the government.

Micheal and Helen are both door salesmen. They sell doors and almost always manage to get the person to buy the door.

Peter is just some depressed guy who got bored and managed to make a deadly super weapon that he uses to be alone.

Jude is just part of an arson club along with all the other desolation avatars.

Joe spooky is real because it would be funny.

I feel like I could do better with some of these so reblog if you have better ideas or ideas for what unmentioned avatars would be cause I would love to see more dumb stuff like this :D I have a lot of au ideas so there will probably be a sequel to this post.

Hehe moth.

Do you guys think that vast avatars like having wet socks? I mean normally your socks get wet when your out in the rain soooooo.

Elias is very unhappy.

Details for doing business with the Circus of the other (and making it out alive and with your skin intact)

So, you are an avatar or some other person wishing to correspond with the Circus of the Other for whatever reason. If you want to make it out unharmed then here are some things to keep in mind:

1: make sure to get a nametag from the Ringmaster, this isn’t for people there to know your name, no it’s just so they know not to skin you.

2: do not open the two delivery men’s coffin. They won’t stop you or anything but let’s just say you’ll meet a horrible fate.

3: do not break or damage the taxidermy or you will be joining the taxidermy.

4: do not bring C4 or other explosives with you.

5: do not mention Cirque Du Soleil as they don’t like them. (The less you know about it the better)

6: do not compare them to Cirque Du Soleil, as that’s basically asking for a death sentence.

7: Generally just don’t ask any questions and just keep walking when you see something weird or disturbing.