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Shrek Headcanons Of When You (the Ugly Grey Swan Who Also Lives In The Swamp *you And Shrek Never Bothered
Shrek headcanons of when you (the ugly grey Swan who also lives in the swamp *you and Shrek never bothered each other since both you and him live in separate areas*) stand up for donkey when he was being bullied by Shrek...you never bothered the grumpy git but something told you that you should interfer and what Shrek yelled at Donkey was way out of line! You told Shrek that if he wanted Donkey to leave his house..there was absolutely no need to be a dick about it! You were not afraid of Shrek and you definitely did not back down from a fight...swans are known to be aggressive when threatened and you were extremely aggressive like hell. (You taught him a good lesson and Shrek actually begrudgingly apologised to Donkey for being rude to him).
How Donkey reacted when you defended him from bullying (it wasn't bullying though and Shrek had a right to privacy) and you told Donkey once you two were out of earshot from Shrek that Shrek was right though...he told him time and time again that Shrek wants his privacy and Donkey didn't take any consideration for that...
Shrek is caught extremely off guard, he didn't know you could even talk and here you were rightfully telling him off
You explained that you understood it was his house and that he wanted to be alone and unbothered by Donkey but that he didn't have to be so rude to someone who only showed him kindness and treated him like a normal person for once
He is taken aback and says something along the lines of how it's his swamp and he is the only one who has a say in who stays there then shamefully admits that he could have been nicer about it and aggressively apologizes to both you and Donkey before storming off into his house
Donkey is more than grateful and makes that very clear by talking your head off the rest of the night and thanking you for standing up for him
You earned a new best friend the moment you stuck up for him whether you like it to not :)
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Hello! Can i request some headcannons or scenarios of Tsu’tey from Avatar (2009)? Like maybe him meeting dreamwalker!reader in their human body for the first time? Hope you have a wonderful day.
Ofc!! I hope you're having an amazing day too
It's so nerve-wracking, sure he's seen you're Avatar body but not your human body, in some way it makes you feel anxious and self-conscious
Of course, you knew Tsu'tey loved you either way. Dreamwalker or not, he knows you, even if he was suspicious of you at first
You were getting ready to transfer yourself into your Avatar permanently, Tsu'tey was obviously your escort
Seeing him in your human form for the first time was like seeing him for the first time
He looked intimidating, he was twice your size in height and naturally built
It did take him a moment to realize it was you since you did look much different from your Avatar form, but it was like he could still sense that it was you
Of course, he treats you exactly the same with the exception of a few comments on how small or weak you look
But I promise he means nothing by it, he just wants to tease you a bit while he has the chance
However, he does treat your body more delicately as if you're glass ready to break if he even looks at you the wrong way
You may have to reassure him that you are stronger than you look and that he doesn't have to be so cautious with you
And if you ask him what he thinks of this form, he will answer honestly. You definitely look different, maybe even a bit odd. But, you still are, and forever will be, beautiful to him no matter what you look like
Basic dating Vincent(Fnaf) headcanons ?
Sure thing 👍
Basic Vincent dating headcannons
This guy... is a little bit unhinged to say the least 😅.
If you're not used to dating someone forcing you to come with them to buy a toaster at 3 AM he might not be the guy for you.
He's the king of flirting, just try to change my mind I fucking dear you.
He'd rather you not work at Freddy's, just so you don't see something you shouldn't or get stuffed in a suit. Though if you do he's not going to stop you but he's definitely working the same shifts you do, for reasons.
He loves anoying the hell out of Scott and would like you to join, but if you don't that's fine, if you're friends with him that's ok. If he notices Scott developing feelings he'll make his life a living hell.
You make him feel human. With everything he's done with little to no regrets, at some point he wondered if he's even human, but when he found himself not being able to push himself to hurt you, it made him think that maybe he's more human than he thought..
He lives for your cuddles, he doesn't care if he's big spoon or little spoon, if the words are lovingly aggressive or not, he could not care less if it's not innocent love, he just wants it all. :)
Overall if you just stay with him and love him and not say anything to the police if you find out something, still love you till the end of the Earth.
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Posted: July 6th 2022
Turning Red headcanon of when you (Mei's older brother age 17) end up having to go to the girls toilet to coax your stubborn sister out of there in school after she failed to come out from there hours ago (Mum basically told you to pick her up today because she was busy). You were understandably embarrassed because it is the girls toilet and you would rather not get beaten up by a bunch of angry girls. (You were aware of Chinese tradition of pandas and you didn't realise that Mei had it until now). Something wasn't right with your sister and you knew it because since when she became a red panda. You stayed calm for her sake and said that no one else in the bathroom and she can come out of there. Mei had a bit of a go at you at first because you were in the girls toilets and you would be seen as a pervert (she was still in her panda form). You told her that it wasn't an excuse to hide in the girls toilet for hours and make you worry about her because you don't want mom to give you an earful for being late home. You asked what was really going on recently because it was making you worry about her..
Mei's reaction too...you were listening and you promised not to judge or criticise her in any way and you said that you will listen. *cue her telling you her worries and then you basically told her that she is still your younger sister and nothing is going to change that...and all that stuff*
Being Mei's older brother headcanons:
You knew Mei was going through a huge change
Literally
Mom was the one who typically dealt with this kind of thing, but she had a few crucial errands to run and simply didn't have time to pick up Mei from school
So, being the big brother you were you offered to pick her up, no biggie right? Wrong
You had waited nearly 20 minutes for Mei and she still hadn't made her way to the car yet, so you had no choice but to go in and track her down
Luckily, you ran into Miriam, Priya, and Abby who had tried to get Mei out of her hiding place in the bathroom but failed so you had to go get her yourself
No matter how uncomfortable you were in the girls' bathroom you knew your sister mattered more
Mei was upset over something embarrassing that had happened during the day and was crying
It took a bit of convincing and arguing
Mei didn't want to come out and have you see her as a panda and she didn't want to have to explain why she was so upset, she just wanted to deal with it on her own! She had too many frustrations and didn't want to confront them
Eventually, you get the hint that something big is bothering her besides the red panda thing and tell Mei that no matter what it is, she can tell you about it
After a moment Mei comes out of the stall and you greet her with a tight hug, explaining that you are just worried about her and that if she needs to talk you're there
She feels much better after the hug and is back to her normal self
"Alright, Mei, I gotta take you home now before Mom flips because we're late."
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Hello hello I hope you're having a good day, may I please request dating headcanons for Elliott from Stardew valley with an s/o who loves to write just like he does?
Elliott absolutely loves that you're a writer like him!
He feels like you truly understand how difficult it is as a writer
He'd be more than happy to read your works if you'd let him
and he would be grateful if you read his too
The two of you can help each other out whenever either one of you has writer's block or just having a hard time writing
A lot of his work is inspired by you and how you encourage him to keep writing!
In his book, he most likely has a character that is heavily inspired by you and your personality
Editing or critiquing each other's grammar and mistakes while writing
Reading dates while sitting on the docks together
Library dates are pretty often too :)
Literally, all of his books are dedicated to you