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Okay So Ive Had This In My Head For Quite A While And Idk How To Really Put It.. So Gothic Bimbo Reader

Okay so I’ve had this in my head for quite a while and idk how to really put it.. so gothic bimbo reader x Jasper hale but she’s gen z and has gen z humour etc. and any time he says something like serious and meaningful she’s all like “ew stop lol” and just brushes it off.. idk how you would write that or what u would write but pleassseeee I’m begging make it work😭 thank u <3

omg, I absolutely LOVE this idea!!

First off, he loves your sense of style. It's refreshing to see humans who are willing to be themselves and dress differently

Plus, the style would be so fitting if you ever became a vampire

Also, he is sooo confused by gen z humor, he's an old man at heart and just doesn't understand it

So he literally has to either ask you what you're saying or ask Alice or Edward

Explaining your humor to him takes forever, cause he just is so confused and caught off guard by all this new slang of yours

He also thinks you're being completely serious when you tell him to "stop" or "shut up" after he compliments you or says something sweet

But then he picks up on your emotions, and you seem to like him saying things like that?? So he just keeps complimenting you anyway lol

Overtime he begins to understand the modern slang and jokes you use and may even try to use it himself, but it just sounds so awkward coming from him

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2 years ago

LOL Hiii

I’ve seen you write for FNaF :D and I’d like to send a request for: Vincent Bishop (I prefer him over William kinda lol)

Anyways- the request is: gamer! S/O. Idk which games you play but feel free to include them too.

Thanks! :)

You're so welcome!! I'm so sorry for the delay, my laptop was broken.

I feel like Vincent is into more classic, pixelated games

Pac-man, the original Mario games, etc.

So he's so enamored when watching you play more modern, realistic games

He's just confused about how a game can look so realistic

Teaching him to play is like teaching your grandparents how to play, he has no idea how the controls work or what he's supposed to do

He's low-key embarrassed but will never admit that, so he just says he prefers to watch you play instead

He would probably like to play Minecraft or competitive multiplayer games with you

Would also probably like first-person shooting games like COD, once he figures out how the game works


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3 years ago

Camilo Madrigal with an S/O who suffers from nightmares?

It was quite literally the first time you were officially spending the night with Camilo as a couple

The day had been fun and a bit chaotic but it was late and time to finally go to bed

So, you and Camilo cuddled up together in his bed and were eventually sound asleep

...Until you woke up shaking and in tears from one of your worst nightmares yet

Camilo is a bit of a heavy sleeper so when you pull away from him he barely notices and almost goes back to sleep until he hears you sniffling

He is immediately up and fully awake after noticing that you're crying

Before you can even say anything he's about to run out of the room and get his Tia Julieta thinking that you got hurt somehow!

But before he can he hears you manage to tell him it was just a nightmare and there was no need to get his Tia

He calms down and approaches you, rubbing your back, hugging you to calm you down

He reassures you that you're okay and listens to you talk about your nightmare if you're willing to

Once you've calmed you're breathing and stopped crying, he'll offer to make you tea or get you something to eat

He'll also offer to hold you until you go back to sleep if that will help

Either way, he spends the rest of the night being so gentle, patient, and kind with you

He just wants to make sure you are okay :)


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2 years ago

Shrek headcanons of when you (the ugly grey Swan who also lives in the swamp *you and Shrek never bothered each other since both you and him live in separate areas*) stand up for donkey when he was being bullied by Shrek...you never bothered the grumpy git but something told you that you should interfer and what Shrek yelled at Donkey was way out of line! You told Shrek that if he wanted Donkey to leave his house..there was absolutely no need to be a dick about it! You were not afraid of Shrek and you definitely did not back down from a fight...swans are known to be aggressive when threatened and you were extremely aggressive like hell. (You taught him a good lesson and Shrek actually begrudgingly apologised to Donkey for being rude to him).

How Donkey reacted when you defended him from bullying (it wasn't bullying though and Shrek had a right to privacy) and you told Donkey once you two were out of earshot from Shrek that Shrek was right though...he told him time and time again that Shrek wants his privacy and Donkey didn't take any consideration for that...

Shrek is caught extremely off guard, he didn't know you could even talk and here you were rightfully telling him off

You explained that you understood it was his house and that he wanted to be alone and unbothered by Donkey but that he didn't have to be so rude to someone who only showed him kindness and treated him like a normal person for once

He is taken aback and says something along the lines of how it's his swamp and he is the only one who has a say in who stays there then shamefully admits that he could have been nicer about it and aggressively apologizes to both you and Donkey before storming off into his house

Donkey is more than grateful and makes that very clear by talking your head off the rest of the night and thanking you for standing up for him

You earned a new best friend the moment you stuck up for him whether you like it to not :)


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2 years ago

could you do more about being elevens sister? anything really 😊☺️

Eleven is sooo protective over you

No matter if you're younger or older than her

Being protective over her too

You are partners in crime and rarely ever seen apart

You've been through everything with her, so you both understand each other better than anyone else

Warning Mike that if he ever hurts Eleven you'll kill him :)

He still isn't sure if you were joking or not

Naturally being close with Mike and the others too, after some good old trauma bonding

Of course, being eleven's sister isn't easy, you're both constantly in the spotlight, and looked at anytime something life-threatening happens

Lots of trauma and lots of anger

Being treated like an actual daughter and kid by Hopper and Joyce

Hanging out with the party, learning about dnd, and even getting to play

Going to the mall with your sister and Max, which also means free ice cream from Steve and Robin

Speaking of Steve, whether you are close or not he is protective of you and your sister, even if he doesn't show it super often


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3 years ago

Hello hello I hope you're having a good day, may I please request dating headcanons for Elliott from Stardew valley with an s/o who loves to write just like he does?

Elliott absolutely loves that you're a writer like him!

He feels like you truly understand how difficult it is as a writer

He'd be more than happy to read your works if you'd let him

and he would be grateful if you read his too

The two of you can help each other out whenever either one of you has writer's block or just having a hard time writing

A lot of his work is inspired by you and how you encourage him to keep writing!

In his book, he most likely has a character that is heavily inspired by you and your personality

Editing or critiquing each other's grammar and mistakes while writing

Reading dates while sitting on the docks together

Library dates are pretty often too :)

Literally, all of his books are dedicated to you


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