A Movie, A Prequel, And Two Spin-offs

A Movie, a prequel, and two spin-offs

LUMITYYYYYY bc i watched for the future

Amity: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Luz: AS ENEMIES?! Amity:

Amity: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Luz: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Amity: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Luz: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Luz: You have to apologize to them Amity. Amity: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Luz: That was so hot, Amity. Amity: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Luz: I'm so in love with you.

Luz: I owe you one. Amity: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

YOU ARE VALID ❤️

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I AM SO CONFUSED IS GONCHAROV REAL OR NOT WTH

I am this close to committing an atrocity...

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Willow: Hunter and I got married!! Amity: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

Amity: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Luz: Yes. Amity: Which means they like both boys and girls. Luz: Ye- wait, what- Gus: Amity, that's not what bilingual means- Amity: Shhh, it's okay Luz. I still love you, man. Luz & Gus: … Amity: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

amity: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- luz: I wrote you a poem. amity, already crying: You did?

amity: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. luz: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. amity: … amity: You mean ring bearER, right? luz: … amity: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

amity: So you like cats? luz: Yeah. amity: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

luz: Are you ready to commit? amity: Like, a crime or a relationship?

amity: Is something burning? luz, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. amity: luz, the toaster is literally on fire.

luz: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. amity: Okay. luz: And make out during the scary parts. amity: Th- amity: The scary parts. amity: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

luz: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. amity: Oh. We're going out? luz: Wh…

amity: Are you sure luz's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

amity: Two bros! luz: Chillin' in a hot tub! amity and luz, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

luz: Relationships should be 50/50. amity cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

amity: My hands are cold. luz: Here, let me hold them. amity: My lips are cold too. luz: covers amity's mouth with their hand

luz: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. amity: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

amity: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. luz: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely amity: That one. I want that one.

amity: luz is playing hard to get. amity: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.