I Think It Would Be Funny If Humanformers Soundwave Dressed Like Adam Sandler

I think it would be funny if humanformers Soundwave dressed like Adam Sandler

GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

I’m going to be alive when Gordon Ramsay dies

soundwave for unhinged character bingo..?👀

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

Let’s make a chain!

39 w/ TFP Soundwave (sorry for not adding a name the first time)

Thank you for the ask! Not gonna lie, I didn't know what to write at first, so I held back on answering this. Then, when I finally got an idea and was just about finished, my computer died and erased everything! :D

I remember most of what I wrote, though, so it didn't take too long to rewrite it!

STARVE

Stupid Autobot humans, putting him into this whole mess. His leader is dead (killed by a scout no less), the Decepticons are captured, and he's stuck in this "shadowzone" with no apparent way out. Everything he tries to touch phases through his digits, almost as if he's a ghost, forced to watch his world crash and burn without being able to do anything. Even worse, his visor can't connect to the Nemesis's terminals anymore, so he can't remotely summon a groundbridge anymore either.

At least Laserbeak is here. She's been flying around for the last half a joor trying to help him find an exit while also keeping his mind from spiraling into unnecessary thoughts. Her beeps and squawks serve as a soothing background, helping him focus on figuring out a way to escape...whatever they put him in.

How did the humans figure this out before him? They're an inferior species to cybertronians, especially him. He's the third in command of the Decepticons, for Primus's sake!

Before he can dwell anymore on them, however, he gets an alert from his visor stating his and Laserbeak's energon levels. His anxiety rises even higher when he sees a blaring 62 percent looking back at him, as if mocking him even further about his situation. While he's got two more cubes of energon on him, he knows they won't last forever. He hurriedly signals Laserbeak to return. With a quick double barrel turn, she flies towards her creator and docks into his chassis with eons of practice. When she finishes, he doesn't even move an inch.

With his creation back, he opens one of the cubes and they drink about half, topping off his and Laserbeak's energon levels. With a quick reseal, he stows away the cube and focuses on the task in servo: getting the frag out of here.

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Many solar cycles pass by and Soundwave's anxiety and frustration over his predicament grow. Laserbeak is worried now, too. No matter what he tries to calm her down, her anxiety comes back stronger, and she can't help but beep and squawk worriedly. They're also on their last half a cube, and an insistent 42 percent blaring from his visor isn't helping.

Trying to ease some of their shared tensions, he makes the begrudging decision to finish off their energon. He quickly opens the cube and drinks about half of what's left, then offers the rest to Laserbeak to finish. She oddly shakes her helm in refusal, though. He tries offering the cube to her more insistently, but he's met with the same shaking of her helm, squawking her denial loudly. Frustration seeps through his end of the bond towards hers. He demands to know why she's refusing to refuel, especially in a situation like this. With her helm held high, she beeps her explanation to him.

Soundwave freezes.

He's frozen for a good half a breem before he can finally move, but all he does is sit down on the cold, grey floor. He can't believe what Laserbeak is trying to do. He tries to reason with her, telling her that they'll escape, she's just got to be more patient. Laserbeak's sullen rebuttal though grates his audials and shatters what's left of his spark after four million years of war. He refuses to let her carry through with her decision, but no matter what he does, she doesn't refuel.

Laserbeak's lowering energon levels make his optics sting. Despite her frame weakening, she holds her helm high, just like Soundwave taught her when she was first sparked. He desperately tries making her change her decision, but his pleas are met on deaf audials.

Laserbeak detaches from his chassis. She weakly flies into his arms and pushes her field full of devotion and love into his. Soundwave wraps his slender arms and data cables around her, squeezing her tight. Laserbeak beeps weakly towards him, wanting to let him know that she'll be waiting for him in the Allspark along with Buzzsaw, Ravage, Rumble, and Frenzy.

As her beeps and squawks quiet, Soundwave's frame trembles and he has to take off his visor to let the tears that started to pool behind it fall onto her small frame.

With a last little squawk filled with love for her creator, her visor darkens, and her frame turns grey and motionless.

Soundwave can't seem to breathe. It's like all of his systems have stopped, but he himself is still trying to go forward. This time, without Laserbeak.