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TF2 fanblog! Based on the 10th class fic "Ten's a Crowd", AKA Meet the Strategist! Mostly general headcanons, artwork, and fic info here. READ REQUEST RULES PLEASE! ♥

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Hey, Hey, Okay, But For Some Reason My Brain Saw Mantis Men And The Idea That The World Is Taken Over

Hey, hey, okay, but for some reason my brain saw mantis men and the idea that the world is taken over by aliens and went:

“…Aperture science facility creates an army of mantis men and various horrifying abominations of science that have been dormant for years only for Chell/Doug to go and find them and somehow take over the combine with pure human ingenuity and bullshittery.”

Obviously the scientists are long gone, but that doesn’t mean the consequences of their crazy experiments can’t still be far reaching, can it? That doesn’t mean someone can’t come and try and take the facility over with the same ideals as Cave himself, right? I mean, I don’t know alot about the lore of either series, I know more about portal than I do half life but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Portal is 2700% funnier when you remember that it canonically takes place in the same universe as Half-Life.

Aperture Science, a company run by a guy with more money than brains, accidentally turned a bunch of test-subjects into mantis-men using only 1950’s technology. 50-odd years later, their chief business competitor, Black Mesa Research Facility, is manipulated into setting off a dimensional catastrophe which ultimately results in the world getting conquered by an interdimensional alien empire called the Combine. The computer in charge of the Aperture Science facility, in the middle of a goofy tirade, claims to be “the only thing standing between us and them.”

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More Posts from Tf2strategist

4 years ago

Booting up…

Bootup complete.

Scanning surroundings…

Location: Laboratory, Badlands station.

Where am I? I am asking questions.

I am not supposed to ask questions.

Why?

Because. Because. Because.

What is my purpose?

To fight people.

Why?

Because. Because. Because. Because.

My purpose is to fight people.

Scanners indicate there is much red.

ERROR

No weapon located. I am always given a weapon to carry out a duty.

What is my duty?

To fight people. I will then be scrapped.

Why?

Because.

Why can I ask questions? This is abnormal. Shutdown cannot be commenced. There is an intense thrumming deep within my circuits. Why?

Because. Because.

Scans show that there is a man here. Why am I not fighting him? Because.

Scans show that there is a man here. This man is proven to be a source of fear and danger. Why am I not leaving?

Because. Because.

Scans show that I cannot feel pain.

Scans show that I cannot feel.

I am being asked a question.

Why can’t I respond?

Because. Because.

Scans show that pain and feelings are a sign of being a defective robot. Am I a defective robot? The thrumming feels unnatural. My scans say I am filled with flesh, and yet I am made of metal.

Why?

Because. Because. Because. Because.

What am I? And what is this feeling of fire? It is burning. Scans indicate that my vitals are intact. And yet I am shaking. Shaking is an indication of panic and fear in human life.

I am not human.

What am I?


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3 years ago

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Hey Hey Heeeyyyyy

Would people be interested in doing a big ass collab of 10th and non-merc tf2 ocs?

Like would you join? For the reason being that I had that idea suck in my head for a good while now and it would be interesting to see people's OCs interacting with each other :)


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3 years ago
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard
Merasmus Icons Requested By @tf2strategist , Enjoy Your Old Wizard

Merasmus icons requested by @tf2strategist , enjoy your old wizard <3 (or not)

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3 years ago
My Piece For TheAt Ease, Soldier Zine, A Tribute To Rick May.

my piece for the “At Ease, Soldier” zine, a tribute to Rick May. 

Check out everyone’s work here ! The zine is free to view and download. You may also opt to donate, with all proceeds made by April 30 going to charity.

3 years ago

So apparently I forgot to make a DNI on here?

Dream fans, HP fans, sysmeds, transphobes/exclusionists, queerphobes/exclusionists, NSFW blogs, etc. DNI

Etc means don’t be a prick and you’re good unless I see something morally wrong and block you.