They Should Swirl . Unencumbered And Free

they should swirl . unencumbered and free

Lenox; The Carousel Unicorn

ew

凝視･･

ムム･･･、むむむっ！

こっ、これは😲･････食べれるんかな？💦🍄

（※ムムム感出すため、トリミングしています😌）

'24.9.23 春日大社にて

They should let ME be the next one to adapt sherlock holmes into the modern day. I understand these stories on a levels that Steven Moffat could never, because i’m Gay and Autistic.

Anyway Holmes wouldn’t be a cocaine and morphine addict he’d drink an abhorrent amount of energy drinks and like vape a bunch because i feel like they’re the modern equivalents (we know they’re kinda Bad but like they’re still really very common)

Holmes and Watson would have a Very queer relationship. Pre-Mary they’re both like in the trenches of denial, during-Mary I have a feeling they both Know but there’s the tension of like one of us is Married we can’t do this, post-Mary it’s full Gay Middle Aged Men. But this is a very secondary aspect of the adaptation. It’s there, but the focus is the fun murders!

Holmes is cannonically autistic and Watson has chronic pain from his leg injury (he also uses a cane).

And where possible when adapting the Full Novels I wouldn’t be a Coward and I would maintain the interlude of backstory. The adaptations would be as close as humanly possible while still having a fun modern spin!!!

Watson is a podcaster

Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.