Only God Knows How Much I Cried For This

Only God knows how much I cried for this

Trust me, I’m an engineer

[Crowley invented the first nebula by accident. Nobody noticed]

Who else wants to just grab Crowley and scream this at him..... this is probably most of the fandom rn

you just know that insanely powerful miracle aziraphale and crowley conjured to hide gabriel scared the absolute shit out of the metatron. if given the time to really think it over, there’s no way crowley wouldn’t have puzzled out that together he and aziraphale managed one of the most wickedly powerful miracles ever— while they were actively trying NOT to conjure a wickedly powerful miracle. can you imagine what they could have done if they’d actually put in some effort?? the metatron was PANICKED. he was in such a fit he elevatored all the way down to earth to break them up PERSONALLY.

What if it was Aziraphale who went to hell and not Crowley to heaven?