*plap Plap Plap* Now You May Think The Advantage Of A Polearm Is Merely Its Reach--ngh--but While That

*plap plap plap* now you may think the advantage of a polearm is merely its reach--ngh--but while that is partially true, the more accurate advantage would simply be torque *plap plap plap* a polearm can generate more force using centripetal motion--take it, you fucking slut--and besides this, the simplicity of construction of many polearms made them easy to manufacture and therefore they became very popular

(@dickconoisseur)

A group of robot girls passing around a USB flash drive with a mild computer virus on it like a blunt and getting high on the code fuzz

they don't want you to know this but you can put butches' tits in your mouth

Riding your pet for the first time except their paws are tied behind their back, making them all whiny and pouty because they can't touch you!!

when someone finds something that really works on you and they go OH. and you can see their brain go ✨ and they do it again and again for the pleasure of watching your desire for them make you short-circuit

hmm

Hmmmm