That Eyeliner Too! Go Off!

That eyeliner too! Go off!

my hair looked so cute today 🤧

Hi!

hi swifties

I'm drunk in the back of the car

@taylorswift @taylornation

Dear Taylor,

I remember years ago when I was nothing but a pip-squeek, around 5-7 years old, I heard multiple songs on the radio from your early catalog and I absolutely adored it. From "Tim McGraw" to "Fearless" you were encrusted into my earliest memories and shaped my childhood.

The moment I knew that I would fall in love with you and your enchanted music was the months in between the release of Speak Now and the release of Red. Speak Now is the most influential part of my Swiftie experience because that album is so eloquent and astonishing. It is the foundation of my Swiftie experience. No pun intended, but that album is when and where I knew that the story of us would never end.

Red is Red. Let me explain. Around Red era I was going through my earliest part of my adolescence (12-13yo) and hormones got the best of me. I was emotionally bruised and battered because of my newfound sexuality that I had to closet. I was bleeding red and hot tempered. I was coated in crimson blush. I was grouchy and angsty, however your album rescued my early adolescence and made me feel the burning heartache the album conveyed. It also cured me because I could relate in a way.

The air felt cooler, but calmer in the time in between 2014 and 2015. I was comfortable with my sexuality at that point and I revealed my sexuality to my school and my parents. Although there were multiple days of battles with immature classmates, nights of crying into my pillow and immature crushes on boys who'd never recognize me I learned to Shake It Off and build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me. Thanks to your album, 1989, I remained in tact despite the hell that was surrounding me.

All throughout the middle of my adolescence I never was presented or shown tools to combat my bullies until reputation came along to aid me. reputation created a Tanner that was truly fearless in the eyes of hate. This album also helped me confront my multiple inner demons like holding on to my memories and developing a sentimental flare in my personality. I was the least sentimental person ever. I would delete pictures of events in my life that were important to the grand scheme of my life without a second thought. I now hold on to everything in the hope that all the memories will one day hold on to me when I'm down. One of the memories I kept is all of the wonderful friends that I have met online and in real life during that era. I will hold onto those as long as possible.

Lover is probably the most influential album in my entire life. The overall vibe of the album makes my heart feel all warm and cozy. The complexities of emotion that deals with love is overwhelming. The quality of the lyrics are unmatched. The production is sonically astonishing. The messages that were conveyed... earthshaking. It is my favorite album of all time. It took the growth I had over the extensive years I grew up listening to your music and the countless days and nights of me falling in love with you as a person. Not as a celebrity, but as a wise woman that I use as a guide in my everyday life. This era became the era that ended the decade, but started the age of me loving you till I'm in the grave. This solidified everything I knew to be true and more. I am a Swiftie and I am a Lover of you and your incredible music.

Special Thanks:

First of all, thank you to Andrea and Scott Swift for putting this woman into the universe. You were so supportive of her dreams of music and that brought us Swifties and Taylor together in a marriage that will love each other even in death and sickness, through thick and thin. Thank you to the Bluebird Café for being the place where Taylor's dreams could come true. Thank you to Taylor's team, Tree Paine the multiple producers and co-writers, concert providers, security members, and everyone else who has helped Taylor in the past and present of her career. In advance, thank you to all the people who will help her in her future career endeavors. I love you all.

Thank you Taylor for showing me Golden Daylight.

@taylorswift @taylornation

This. Post. Is. Wild.

No listen. The very concept of sambucky is honestly so fucking wild.

I mean. Imagine you're driving captain fucking America and his tiny angry ginger friend somewhere when some metallic hobo goes absolutely Apeshit on your one (1) car.

then tries to kill all three of you. and he rips your fucking wheel out. and destroys your fucking windows. Maybe makes it explode too idk. Your insurance doesn't cover bastard terminators.

And then to make things better!!! you CAN'T EVEN KILL HIM. OR IDK PUT HIM IN BAD SOLDIER PRISON?? BECAUSE YOUR MESSY, MESSY BRO REALISES THE ASSASSIN IS HIS LONG LOST BOYFRIEND???? WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD??? HMM WHAT.

and THEN your dumb blonde himbo who you perhaps have a slight crush on just LETS his murder husband go because he's stupid and gay like that, and murderboy goes into hiding for like. 2 years. You develop a deep hatred for him and his stupid face.

You buy a new car.

You are now broke. But it's ok you have avenger privileges now.

You miss your car nonetheless.

Oh but then the fuckimg GOVERNMENT gets involved in your love life for some dumbshit reason and YOUR STUPID PET HIMBO TELLS YOU THAT THE ASSHAT WHO MADE YOU BUY A NEW FUCKIN CAR (IN THIS ECONOMY???) NEEDS SAVING AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT IN THE HELL. WHAT TH- anyway fuck him and his plums and his greasy unwashed-for-70smthn-years hair.

You don't know what Steve sees in him.

I mean, at least now you're free to hate him for reasons that aren't sheer homealousy (homosexual Jealousy). So there's that.

You won't move your seat up for him because you still have your dignity. You try not to stare at his face in the rearview mirror and you fail.

You hate his guts.

but wait it gets better!!!! You're all FUCKING WAR CRIMINALS NOW and you've gotta move to WAKANDA which is actually a Hella cool place BUT STILL. And oh no assassinface here actually looks really cute in wakandan clothing. It's not him though. it's the clothes. You are sure of that.

Your feelings are confusing. You tolerate him now but that's it. The fact that your heart does kickflips when he smiles means nothing.

You convince yourself that it beats faster when he's around because of sheer rage.

Then some big ass ugly purple grape pulls some weird shit but whatever it's nbd he's an inconvenience at best. The Real villain here is your STUPID GOLDEN RETRIEVER BROFLAKE WHO??? WENT BACK IN TIME FOR VINTAGE PUSSY??? WHAT IN THE GODDAMN-

Plus he left his raccoon soulmate absolutely Heartbroken but it's ok because you're hear to pick up the pieces. Wipe his tears. Give him a hug or two. Or eighty seven. (no homo)

(Unless?)

after that you both resolve to get over his raisin ass because you have each other. F is for friends who support each other and would take a bullet for each other and cook for each other and confide in each other in the middle of the night about the demons that plague them. You are both friends. You don't know how it happened but you like it.

But you also sort of don't like it. Your feelings are being confusing again. But that's a problem for another day, you're about to catch a movie and then get dinner with him. This is not a date.

You wear your best jeans anyway.

The two of you move in together (oh my god you're roommates). Missions suddenly become a lot more scarier because you don't want him getting hurt. He screamed at you for an hour once when you took down a shooter while you were unarmed.

U is for Unresolved Sexual Tension. Also Sharon is there.

One day. After staying up all night, just talking about stuff you don't even remember. And Yearning.

you wake up and realise you're just. Really fucking gay for him.

And he is too?? So that works. You get married eventually and adopt 8 kids and a dog. N is for Nuclear Family But Make It Giant.

And all this started because he rammed his fist through your windshield.

wild.

(he still hasn't paid for your fucking car)

💥Hello Swifties!💥 I just made a rearrangement of Lover that I think lyrically & sonically comes together in perfect cohesion. I put "Soon You'll Get Better" in between very vulnerable tracks like "Death By A Thousand Cuts" because it's a really lyrically sad song and "It's Nice To Have A Friend" because that song has some very hopeful elements to lift you up, but it's not super bombastic that it catches you off guard. Then the rest seems like it cruises into the daylight. I hope you all like it. 💞