The Trolley Problem But Instead Its A Catboy Or A Werewolf

the trolley problem but instead it’s a catboy or a werewolf 

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

I love when I have to block tags because people CANNOT tag spoilers worth a shit

Was reading a fic where these two were playing chess and, honest to god, I thought this was going to be the outcome

hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it