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Fun fact:

I cry more than once in a day. :D

touch starved aroaces where you at

I'm trying to make a point to myself

[edit: this blow up wtf, guess I did make a point to myself then]

Hi Jesus 👋

Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole Did you die before your day? Thursday traction, Tuesday titration My hope is to assess through my objective report of Your subjective conjecture Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good? No, they spread because people like them So now here we are once again, holding As it were, a mirror up to your mirror I guess it's just something people do

I found it!!

Idk if I should start making a lot of posts about Will being a goat so that way a hashtag of it could exist. I think it will/would be called “#will wood goat” if that ever happened. Heh..

(Edit: I think I messed up on the right-back leg and forgot to add some details onto the waffle—)

I remember drawing Will eating a waffle as a goat for absolutely no reason during class. I thought it actually looked cute. So I’ve decided to turn it into my own sticker once I find the sketch.

I remember drawing Will eating a waffle as a goat for absolutely no reason during class. I thought it actually looked cute. So I’ve decided to turn it into my own sticker once I find the sketch.

I’m just going to leave this here…

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

guys look what my friend made me