River Song

River Song

Submission by Anonymous. 

and then when I run into a wall or something I don't say "ow" I do my best velociraptor impression

am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me

Okay so I know it’s not great but hear me out… Moriarty has a henchman on the rooftop too, hidden away from Sherlock. Sherlock is too consumed with faking his own death to deduce that they’re not alone. The gun that Moriarty used was either a fake or unusable, and the henchman fires a gun very close by so it sounds like Moriarty’s. Since Jim loves dramatic flair, he knows exactly how to fake a gunshot wound and falls over, activating a pack of fake blood either on the ground or hidden in his suit somewhere. It looks like he is bleeding and dead, but it’s all a show. WHAT ABOUT THE AUTOPSY?! Answer: Molly is a player. Well, not really. She helped Sherlock and is on his side, but there is a reason there wasn’t a gunman on her. Jim obviously knew she was important to Sherlock, he dated Molly. He struck up a deal for her to fake the whole autopsy if he didn’t put her on his kill list. She agrees, knowing that Sherlock will survive and eventually break Jim. Jim escapes the country and creates a new plan over the two years Sherlock destroys his ring. “Did you miss me?”

Series 4 Plot Twist

Sherlock: Mycroft and I were one step ahead of Moriarty the whole time, and we tricked him into thinking he'd beaten us.

Jim: Ha! I was actually two steps ahead of you the whole time, and I tricked you into thinking you'd beaten me.

Carl Powers: You're both amateurs.

Sherlock: ...

Jim: ...

Carl: And I want my shoes back.

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