Sorry But I Saw This And...

Sorry but I saw this and...

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Ladybug: Character ties their hair back/up and becomes very efficient. They could do anything. They could win an argument with God.

Tangerine: Character's hair is loose when it's normally contained and they are kind of feral. Nothing can stop them. They could win a fight with God.

(@dawn-the-rithmatist was the op I think)

Dead Poets Society and cars because I have to take a driving lesson again soon and it's stressing me out:

Neil: he can drive. His dad refuses to let him drive his car, but he does have his licence. Usually only uses it when with the other guys, considering Knox does have a car but everyone prefers Neil's driving. He puts on the radio or random music whenever he can, refuses to have anyone but Todd sitting next to him, starts losing focus mid-song and has to have someone remind him that he's going above speed limits.

Charlie: doesn't have a licence, god forbid he ever does. Tried getting it a few times, kept taking wrong turns and going too fast. Plays music super loudly or shouts lyrics when in a car. Takes the front seat whenever he can, enjoys putting his legs on the board while Cameron explains why that could be fatal for him if they got in an accident (usually responds along the line of "shut up cameron").

Knox: can drive and has a car, but guy is super slow. Won't go above 20 km/h if he can. Super cautious except for that one time he tried to go fast and got a tree branch stuck in his windshield.

Meeks: had his driving licence in one go, didn't make any mistake ever. Only reason Neil drives instead of him is that Meeks usually gets bored of driving pretty quickly or takes breaks every half hour. He also puts the radio on but no music because otherwise he completely loses focus. He knows how to repair a car.

Pitts: never got around passing the exam, knows the theory. Drove his grandpa's car a few times. He usually just likes being in the backseat, reading the maps and shouting directions, or stealing all the snacks.

Cameron: didn't get his license. Won't say why (he accidentally messed up while starting the car once and almost got him and the instructor killed). Feels very much entitled to criticizing others' driving. Usually shouts when they go above speed limits. In charge of the directions with Pitts, except that he gives very unclear instructions ("turn to a 57° angle in 189 hectometers").

Todd: has a driving license, hasn't told a soul. Knows he'd be the assigned driver for parties otherwise. Only drives with his brother, and they usually speak instead of listening to music. He falls asleep in a matter of seconds once in a car, and he gets a seat by the window whenever he can.

Chris: got her driving license as soon as she could, takes care of her car whenever she can. Will never be seen lending her car to anyone -not even her family is allowed to drive it-. Always has plaids in her truck and finds good luck charms to hang to the mirror. Never had any accidents except for that one time she almost ran over a dude (but he was annoying so it's not that bad). Gets out of her car to pet cats when they cross the road.

Mr. Keating: refuses to drive a car. Yes, he does have one. No, he will not use it if he's able not to. He will bike, take the train, walk, jog, power walk, rather than take the car. He lends it to the Poets every once in a while, and Charlie has a copy of his keys.

Stick: I really like Stick so they're an anxious driver like me. Apologizes abundantly when the car breaks even if it isn't their fault, waves when someone lets them go ahead first. Paranoid about going above speed limits or missing a sign. Isn't planning on owning a car but does like driving every once in a while.

Bullet Train characters as D&D classes and alignements because I am bored and still brainrotting (idk how many d&d and bullet train tumblr fans there are but uh yeah):

Tangerine: lawful neutral, ranger

Lemon: neutral, paladin

Ladybug: chaotic good, bard

Wolf: chaotic neutral, fighter

The Elder: lawful good, cleric

The Father: neutral good, wizard

The Prince: lawful evil, rogue

The White Death: neutral evil, sorcerer

The Hornet: chaotic evil, warlock

Liam: *gets into the tiniest of troubles*

Theo: *dragging him out* look i'm not gonna die for you *shields him with his body* i hate you by the way *almost dies for him* go fuck yourself *gives him heart eyes*

Liam: ???

Differences between movie Bullet Train and book Bullet Train -i know there's probably a lot of these posts already but still-:

(Warning: spoilers ahead. For both the book and movie)

(Also not all the characters are there because... i didn't want to)

The Father/Kimura: if sass could kill, book Kimura would have the biggest body count. Homie might be trapped, but he's still going to use sarcasm no matter what. This man can actually be scary sometimes, he's a recoverring alcoholic, he's sassy, and movie Kimura... is there.

The Prince: movie version? Dora the Explorer's evil clone. She's annoying, she's lucky... and there we go. The book version? 100000× that. He is the nastiest 14 years old I've seen. Electrocutes his classmates for fun, has the biggest god complex ever, very good at manipulation.

Tangerine: very hot in both. In the book, the same way Lemon will talk about Thomas the Tank Engine whenever he can, Tangerine talks about books as much as possible. When getting angry, he starts quoting stuff. He's pretty much a poker faced guy the entire time, and he keeps a lucky charm Lemon gave him for the whole ride.

The Elder: well, there's two of them in the book; grandpa and grandma. And oh, grandma is so fucking badass. Also, there's no 'White Death' in this, so their wrath is focused on The Prince... those two are scary as fuck.

The Hornet: there are also two of them in the book! Pretty much insignificant, tbh. I think they were a big part of the plan but I honestly forgot them.

The Wolf: movie Wolf? Tragic backstory, dead wife, dead mother, ruined wedding. Book Wolf? A bully that got knocked on the head and wants to get revenge because of it.

DPS headcanon:

Todd swears the most out of all the poets. Not out of anger, or passion, or frustration, just like… that’s his vocabulary. Jeff (who Todd looked up to his whole life) swore like a pirate so now it’s just normal to Todd. And everyone else finds it hilarious.

At first when he didn’t know any of the boys well except Neil, he tried to keep it clean but every so often Charlie would pull some nonsense and Todd would mutter a very quiet “Jesus fucking christ” for only him (and sometimes Neil) to hear

And then when he got comfortable around the poets it became completely accepted.

Todd: accidentally drops his books everywhere

Todd: fuckshitomigodshitshitshit