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So I thought of something and it hurt so if I have to suffer, so do y’all :>

Anyway, we all know how Mammon was assigned to protect MC right? A defenseless human in a realm full of lowly demons what would harm MC given the chance

But we never see that.

You know what we did see?

Levi wanting to kill MC cause they knew more of TSL than him

Asmo almost getting MC killed cause of getting sucked into a portrait of one of Amos’s past lovers cause of an incident that happened that was completely Asmos’ fault

Satan wanting to kill MC cause they wouldn’t have a pact with him

Beel almost killing MC and going on a rampage over custard

the few times Lucifer threatened MC

Belphie actually killing MC

Through out the first 20 chapters, those six are the only ones that brought/almost brought MC harm

Who would’ve known the lowly demons Mammon was supposed to protect MC from were his own brothers

(I was thinking about Mammon and Mammon angst when this came to mind)

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

🍒Red characters!

This applies to all 3 of them

Twisted Wonderland-Floyd Leech having a crush on yuu! > <

"Ehhh? Koebi-channnn!"

Floyd Leech is a temperamental person. His mood is almost never consistent for more than 10 minutes. He is known all throughout NRC for his mood swings and quirky personality. Although, after meeting you, it seems he has changed drastically. Floyd met you during one of Azul's client meetings. His first impression of you was that you were a foolish human. He and his brother, Jade, laughed at your feeble attempts to save your friends from Azul's clutches. He found it amusing that you went at such great lengths to try to save your friends even though the situation seemed impossible.

Slowly but surely, Floyd's idea of you changed and before he knew it, he had fallen head over heels. After the whole situation with Azul and your friends, you began to visit the Mostro Lounge more often. Floyd didn't know why, but he enjoyed your company. He liked to talk to you and listen to your stories. He found so interesting and he spent more and more time slacking off just so he could talk to you.

Floyd began to notice you more at school as well. "Was y/n always in this class?", he'd think to himself. He would also notice you walking around the halls with baby seal and crabby. Floyd calls out to you when you walk by and he begins to call you Koebi-chan (shrimpy). He thinks its such a fitting nickname for someone so small and cute. (You are normal sized, don't worry, he is the big one).

"Koebi-channnn! Come with me to the Mostro Lounge!", Floyd will say to you as he grasps your hand. "You can try one of our new drinks for freeee ♪! Come onnn, Jade will make it for you. What do ya sayyy?" If you agree, Floyd will happily walk hand in hand with you to find his brother. If you say no, well then, "Wrong answer! I promise you will like the drink hehe!" Floyd will drape you over is shoulder and drag you off.

Floyd will give you one of his signature toothy smiles. "Koebi-chan, you are so cute! You and I would be so good together. I want to make you all mine! What do ya sayyy ♪?"