Jack:[holding Empty R.C. Bottle] Dang It, Miko! Stop Drinking Up All The R.C.!

Jack:[holding empty R.C. Bottle] Dang it, Miko! Stop drinking up all the R.C.!

Bulkhead:[Sweats nervously] Miko drank Arcee energon!

DUDE IM CRYING, all I can imagine is when Rodimus, Skids, Swerve starting to talk and watch the liaison from far away about what so hot about the liaison in their native tongue then UPRISE THE ULTRA BLOCKGUS TELLING TO SHUT THIS DOWN OR SO SEA PRIMUS HELP HIM—

( Melly’s Mod Notes: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG AND HARD I LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ASK IN MY INBOX. I THINK THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THIS AND IF IT IS I AM LAUGHING EVEN HARDER.

GUYS YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SIZES HERE IN SEAFORMERS ARE PRETTY IMPORTANT THANKS TO INTIMIDATION TACTICS AND SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND JUNK.

The sizes aren’t as ridiculous in normal canon - you’ve got to fuck the fishes somehow - but the depends on the seaformer. Minimers are human-sized. Regular sized seaformers like Rodimus and Drift clock at around 9 - 10 feet so still kinda doable if you’re careful enough. Big bois like Overlord and Fort Max and Ultra Magnus are 12 - 15 which is when you’ve got to get creative or get stupidly horny reckless.

Strange tangent on sizes aside…Can you imagine… what it’ll be like for poor Swerve in this situation? For real please put yourself in this poor merfish’s position:

Here he is, innocently chatting about how pretty the liaison happens to look that they since they’re wearing a cute one-piece instead of the usual diving gear setup. It’s not even a lewd conversation. They all think they look cuter than usual is all and would love to take them out on a date or something.

Then all of the sudden?? This giant column of water rises from the waves??? What the ever loving hOLY-

The liaison’s head snaps to the direction of the piercing shriek, abandoning their work to make their way to sea cave. Their expression of concern and fear giving way to confusion and bemusement when they get a better look of what’s happening.

Ultra Magnus standing at the entrance with his arms crossed and looking so, so disapproving at the parties involved.

Rodimus is long gone at this point, having jumped into the waters and swimming the heck out of there thanks to his survival instincts kicking in.

Skids has somehow managing to climb on one of the stalactites that hang from the ceiling, hanging on for it for dear life while clutching an upside down Swerve in his grasp in his attempt to save his friend.

They ask what’s going on and Ultra Magnus, with the most sombre expression they’ve ever seen, informs them in his grave voice:

“I’m kinkshaming them.” )

I first thought that dog went through a mirror.

Highlights of my first time playing Dead By Daylight

I played as Feng Min and got in a trial with three Claudette's

 Meet a funny Wraith (They kept uncloaking and cloaking again, while my teammates finish some generators) 

Played a Meg and had a standoff with Micheal Myers at a pallet (He walked away! hah!)   

Met a spirit who showed me the hatch ( We went on a gay stroll in the junkyard U//w//U) 

Met the doctor and he let me go to the exit after I charged him( he kept shocking me tho) 

 Overall I just had fun! 

Please, help me and my family

A few years ago, my mom got us stuck in a pretty big debt, about 50 thousand dollars.

And exempt this one, she had a loan for our house. To pay the last one we sold our old house and now we all living with my grandmother.

And now the creditors demand to pay the debt or we will lose my grandma’s house too. I don’t know want to do or where to go.

For the last couple of years, my mom managed to pay more the 30 thousand. But we still have to pay a lot of money, around 15 thousand TILL THE END OF THIS YEAR. So I ask you for help.

And because of that my grandma now has a heart disease and we need to buy tablets for her.

And in the end of it, I started to sleep really bad, become anxious and can’t sleep normally without antidepressants.

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