Local Stressed Out American Takes Break From Politics To Look At Jungkook

local stressed out american takes break from politics to look at jungkook

cucumbers with lime and tajin.

that is all.

skirt chasers

jjk x (f) reader

summary “Baggy clothes are in, but you wouldn’t know that, Miss I Draw Inspiration From Catholic School Girls.” tags f2l, triple texting king kook, ncampus crush kook who is also the weird gamer boy, the skirt aspect is forgotten towards the end tbh, dumbassery is a disease and we are all affected by it, confessions SO CORNY it could be a 2005 teen romcom warnings smut in the form of: unprotected sex, use of mirrors, mostly heavy petting as foreplay I’m sorry, mentions of Jk’s furry ways as a gag kinda, like an unnecessary amount of swearing  wc 7.8k 

to make a long story short, i saw this nsfw gif and wrote this entire fic between 2 am and 6 am anyway i actually really like how this turned out!! lmk when u think

Part of the ideology behind the pleated skirt was in hopes that buying a new wardrobe would somehow help you rebrand your image around campus. Truthfully, it was kinda too late for that now; you’d been here going on three years, your friends and anyone with eyes could see that the style of clothing you leaned towards favored comfort over fashion. However, someone—it might’ve been Taehyung—had gone on a drunken spiel the other night concerning the importance of presenting oneself via fashion. It wasn’t aimed at you, but it certainly left you wondering. 

Which is how you find yourself shivering to the bone now, lingering around the west quad as you wait for Jungkook to come out of an anatomy lab. He’s at that point in the semester where grades mean nothing and everything to him at the same time, so Namjoon’s commissioned you and your other pals to take turns babysitting him once a week to make sure he gets at least some assignments done. 

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I love this look on him 😩

the prettiest student 🤓🤓🤓

i had such a big rush of different emotions as i was reading this omg. this is so good. this au was something so different and intriguing, im desperate for more

little lady | jjk

{ purge!jungkook | angst, fluff(?) | 7k | masterlist }

↝ summary: in an attempt to help her sickly father’s condition, (Y/N) decides to take part in the annual purge. When events go astray, her tattooed ex-boyfriend seems to be more than willing to help. 

↝ tw: gore, violence, guns/knives, death, murder, a steamy kiss, swearing

↝ a/n: this is heavily based on the new purge film. My knowledge on the purge isn’t too great I’ve only watched that one so there is possible errors. Also, @moon-baby95 is an angel for helping me look over this and giving her lovely comments as she does so. May ‘THE TATTOOED BOY BITCH YES’ always prosper. 

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I love alien!jungkook au's 😩 the smut was so hot, and I never thought I'd be into smuts involving tentacles 😳 that aside, this was a masterpiece. I loved the way jungkook was portrayed here. and I also loved his development the more time he spent with y/n. this had me so engulfed throughout the entire thing, that I was a little sad when I finished it 😭 but all-in-all, this was amazing. definitely one of my top ten favorite jungkook fanfics.

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jjk x female reader

FOR GCN’S ❝ 23 | JUNGKOOK BIRTHDAY PROJECT ❞ ! Alien AU | “I want to have your last name!” | “I like when you do that, it makes me crazy.”

summary; Jungkook does not want to impress the frankly tyrannical ways of his planet on you. He just wants to stay here and keep your couch warm for you, hold your hair back when you wash your face in the morning.  warnings; smut in the forms of cunnilingus, loss of virginity, unprotected sex, anal, tit play, and all that jazz bc surprise its tentacle porn rating: mature (18+) miscellaneous; FLUFF, strangers to friends to lovers, curious alien kook, there’s a saber tooth tiger mention, virginity is a social construct, they both have skewed perceptions of sex and love, and idk what else word count; 17.8k

notes; someone said once “all u ever do is write college aus 😃” and i was like lol true but i was also a virgo and was like “i’ll prove u wrong” and next thing i knew i was writing a 17k alien au clap for me lads

special thanks to; my savior and editor rumu ( @kigurumu​ ) who very politely tells me when im making up words n also when shit doesn’t make sense but lets me make stupid final decisions that will come back to bite me in the ass<3 and also my gf yeji @suqakoo​ who watched me crash and burn about ten times while writing this monstrosity of  fic and just laughed her support amazes me<3

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he did it 🥺

mr.director jeon jungkook 🥺 (trans @jjk_times & @channeem subtitles)

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