Subcondeeznutz - SEX, DRUGS AND JAVASCRIPT!! >:DD

snämcher my beloved,,

Computer: *Makes a noise because it’s printer is low on ink* The Entity: [Screw off! I’m running low on the will to live right now, but I’m not going “BLOOLOOO” every five minutes, am I!?]

Imagine making a Tumblr. Since this is my first post on here I think I should introduce myself; Hello! The name's Subcon, I'm a 14 year old, self taught artist from Austria, my pronouns are whatever you'd like!

I won't post much on here since I will probably forget about this website im a few hours from now, but if you want to see more of my art/some older pieces, I'd recommend following me on Instagram, @//Subcon_Beep🌻

twilight au where everything is the same but james is james charles

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

OneShot is an adorable game and I would kill for Niko