HAPPY MAY 27TH !!!

HAPPY MAY 27TH !!!

i didnt realize the date until i opened tumblr and now im mad i missed 8 o clock >:[

nah cause going to the dentist is so embarresing cause like

what do you mean you're putting your fingers and metal in my mouth

and like

what the hell are you supposed to do with your tounge ??

and also

that light is so fucking bright

like

turn it ?? away ?? like youre not even using it youve aleardy got the overhead room light and the flashlight or wahtever is blocked half the time by your head

?????!!???

and it feels like shes about to tear my tooth out of my gums and make my gums bleed

like calm down girlie

this was litterally all i could think about

a post about schnitzel because i really want schnitzel right now

me asking everybody in my life if i can have schnitzel because schnitzel is really good and i want somemore

my mother confused about what schnitzel is

me after she says schnitzel is just pork chop

me asking if @sorrowful-synapsid can pretty please make schnitzel for me

me after they say no (im sueing them)

meow

meowree

hisss

HIISSIDHFINEOR

meienwos

BARKABRK

yall (yall as in my three tumblr mutals)

we started

atching texas chainsaw massacre

like thats actially a really good movie

my first tumblr post!

i did some art that i’m really proud of!