CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SNAKES !!!!! (non Seductively Though.)

CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SNAKES !!!!! ✋️✋️✋️ (non seductively though.)

hey bbg let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge on animals I've been gathering since I was four

???? IT'S SO TEENY AND TINY WDYM HE'S TERRIFIED

FUCK YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME

tell me about snakes 😈

GAAAAASP.

1. They're solar powered, which is why you can't use regular lamps, but heat lamps!

2. Not ALL snakes lay eggs

3. Snakes don't have eyelids!!!

4. Snakes have five forms of locomotion

5. Due to snakes not having eyelids, they sleep with their eyes open. (Pretty creepy; but yeah!) While they still have their eyes open, their brains still shut down when sleeping, like other animals. So a snake may look like it's giving you an absolute death stare, but it's really just sleeping!

6. Snakes are incredibly important for the balance of ecosystems. Without them, their prey species could increase to problematic levels. Snake venom has served as a valuable medicinal ingredient for centuries, utilised in a wide array of pharmaceuticals.

7. Unlike usual house pets or other animals, snakes live up to 20-30 years!!

7. They can hear – just not as well as humans. Snakes can only hear low frequencies, roughly below the 600Hz mark; where as most of us can hear a much wider range. Snakes probably hear muffled versions of what we do.

8. They don't drink water; they mostly rely on mist.

I thought it was gonna be a sample of a AM song ☹️

gang DID EVERYONE DIE OR SUMMT??? WHERE IS EVRYONE

IDKKK ☹️☹️

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btw my "meet cute" with my ex gf was just me going into her dms as she was like a fresh discord profile and selling her a bar of soap as Junko enoshima