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Astarion Ancunín

In Bhaal’s Name

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

i ain’t arguing w/ a dude that has big brown eyes whatever u say handsome ~

Interrupted (1415 words) by StitchingSorcerer Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gale/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate)/Reader Characters: Gale (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: POV Second Person, Free Use, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, a bit of, Praise Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

Gale interrupts you while you're reading your book

That's it! That's the fic! Just a short smutty little reader fic!

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

"because if you die, I'm alone"

okay gay.

self diagnosing as "just dramatic" and moving on

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

that’s his alt twitter account

SHE MEANS TO MUCH TO ME

I get why people like Desperate Housewives so much now. The levels of cunt in this show are off the charts. The slayometer is broken from too much serving

existing on the internet in 2024

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

gale: *tells tav about the orb*

gale, later, rocking in his bedroll: "oh god was i weird? i was totally weird. they hate me now i bet. oh god"

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i will never be normal about The Character. hope this helps 💖