For Some Reason I Love The Thing Of Naming Video Game Characters "[noun] Guy". Like Heavy Weapons Guy.

for some reason i love the thing of naming video game characters "[noun] guy". like Heavy Weapons Guy. it's simple yet effective. like look that's the guy, that's the heavy guy. it's so gender envy. it's so mid-2000s Newgrounds. this is the perfect naming convention and i think we should keep naming characters like this

i was just lookin at the Jetpack Joyride 2 anniversary arts where Barry is sitting on a giant cake and i'm just thinkin like. is there just a giant ass-shaped imprint in the icing now. why is he sitting on it in the first place. barry no your entire butt is printed onto the cake no one wants to eat it now. unless that was his plan all along to have the cake to himself....... smart barry very smart. ass crimes.

this was a JUMPSCARE seeing this suddenly pop up on my dash holy shit

friend inside me

i was so brave a couple days ago. there was a baby huntsman spider in my room and i totally didn't fumble trying to catch it 3 entire times while trying to lure it in and out of a box all while screaming and going "whAT THE FUCJ WHAT" whenever it moved even a little bit. in which the reason i was trying to catch it was because it randomly appeared on a box right next to my bed and i knew if i didn't catch it i wouldn't be able to sleep. nope. totally wasn't genuinely frightened by a tiny itty bitty little guy that could literally fit in the palm of my hand 15 times. whaaaat me? scared by a tiny little spider??? psh no wayyyyy man no way

(after i did this i was slightly shaken up and extremely worried there was another much bigger one in my bed and i felt like there were bugs crawling on me until i fell asleep)

random headcanon: Prince Runingunin's eye colour is entirely black as a side effect of being a human-presenting member of the Royal Consult. it's kinda like how Betazoids in Star Trek usually have black coloured eyes. additionally, Runingunin didn't exactly become a member of the Consult through... authentic means. he used to be human, something which is looked down on in the Consult and making him quite infamous among its members. it's even lead to him disguising himself to avoid being kicked out or targeted multiple times.

i think my undiagnosed summer seasonal affective disorder is starting to finally kick in this month and is probably gonna last for a while until next year, wish me luck everynyan we are fucking under attack