I Want One Of Those Scenes In A Dude Bro Film Where Tomboy Chick Has To Wear A Dress To Go Undercover

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

There is something so orgasmic about a good back crack.

The way your vertebrae click, releasing the days stress just gets me every time

The last resort

she's doing transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison