I Hate To Break It To You Guys But I'm Actually The Only Person Allowed To Hurt Lucifer And Alastor

I hate to break it to you guys but I'm actually the only person allowed to hurt Lucifer and Alastor

They're my children and that's how parenting works sorry guys

Anyway I just read the latest chapter of Nothing is But What is Not and I'm in tears

Like what the fuck why can't we let them be silly and goofy what do you mean "this won't end with your return to your own world" WHERE DOES HE GO

Because again I'm the only one allowed to hurt Alastor and so it's illegal for you to kill him off

So don't do that I'm watching you

I also think Stolas might need to just go away for a bit because things get more and more depressing every time he pops up

Like I love him but goddamn the future is bleak

Charlie is kind of iconic though like she's not exactly having a funky fresh time but everything I want out of her character is happening

And the authors note???? They're literally like HEY IT'S ABOUT TO GET WORSE BTW

Okay but on a serious note if you guys have not already read Nothing is But What is Not you NEED to

It's amazing and the lore is delicious

Ignore canon this is just YOUR opinion for funsies

If you have any other ideas I'd love to hear them in the comments :)))

Omg YES please ask me this would be so fun

Hazbin Hotel Ask Game:

Who's your favorite character from Hazbin Hotel and why?

If you were a demon in Hazbin Hotel, what would your sin be?

What job would you have at the Happy Hotel?

Which character do you think has the best redemption arc potential?

Would you side with Alastor or Charlie in a disagreement?

What would your Hell-form or demon appearance look like?

If you were sent to Hell in Hazbin Hotel, how would you react?

What role do you think you’d play in Hell’s social hierarchy?

Who do you think is the most misunderstood character?

What's your favorite moment in Hazbin Hotel?

What character would you want as your mentor in Hell?

What’s your favorite song from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack?

Which character do you relate to the most and why?

Would you stay at the Happy Hotel to be redeemed, or would you embrace Hell?

If you could hang out with any Hazbin Hotel character for a day, who would it be?

What’s your favorite quote from Hazbin Hotel?

Which side character do you want to see more of in future episodes?

Who would win in a battle: Alastor, Angel Dust, or Vox?

What kind of entertainment show would you create in Hell like Alastor's radio show?

If you were friends with Angel Dust, what kind of adventures would you have?

Do you think Husk would ever find true happiness?

If you could write an episode, what would it be about?

What kind of relationship do you think Vaggie and Charlie have?

Who is the scariest demon in Hazbin Hotel?

If you were in Hell, what one thing from Earth would you miss the most?

If you could design a new demon character, what would their powers and personality be like?

How do you think Hazbin Hotel represents redemption in its storyline?

Do you think Charlie's plan for redemption is realistic? Why or why not?

If you were to throw a party in Hell, what theme would it have?

Which character would you want to see more character development from?

Which character do you think you would get along with the best?

If you were a demon in Hell, which of the Hazbin characters would be your nemesis?

Which character do you relate to the most?

Which character’s backstory would you love to see explored more in the show?

Would you rather be friends with Angel Dust or Alastor?

Which character would you love to see a redemption arc for?

Which two characters would you want to see team up and why?

What job would you have at the Happy Hotel?

Who do you think is the most underrated character in Hazbin Hotel?

What would be your role in the world of Hell?

If you could live in any part of the Hazbin Hotel universe, where would it be?

Which aspect of Hell do you find the most intriguing?

How do you imagine Heaven contrasts with Hell in this universe?

What would your personal penthouse look like in Hell?

Which storyline are you most excited to see unfold?

If you could change one event in Hazbin Hotel’s plot, what would it be?

Which character’s journey are you most curious about?

How do you think the redemption plan will play out by the end of the series?

If you could add a new character, what would they be like and what role would they play?

If you could have one power or ability from any character, which would you choose?

What kind of demon would you be in Hell (i.e., your powers, appearance)?

Which character’s power would you be most afraid of facing?

If you had a special ability like Alastor’s radio broadcast powers, what would it be?

Would you prefer to have Angel Dust’s acrobatic skills or Vaggie’s combat prowess?

You get to spend a day at the Happy Hotel! What shenanigans do you get up to?

Which character would you prank, and what would the prank be?

If you were a hotel guest, what would be the hardest part of your redemption process?

If you could throw a party in Hell, who would you invite and why?

Who would win in a fight: Angel Dust or Sir Pentious?

Which character do you think is most likely to find redemption?

Who do you ship in the Hazbin universe, if anyone?

Which two characters do you think would have an interesting friendship or rivalry?

Who would you love to see as a mentor to Charlie?

Which character’s relationship dynamic is the most entertaining to you?

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Husk: *laying on the floor*

Angel: You're at perfect stepping distance

Husk: You think I haven't been stepped on before?

Angel: I really don't think I can answer that in a way you'd like

Husk: *getting up* Yeah please don't

Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people

He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is

Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down

The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko

This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)

He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it

(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)

Thats yalls man? 🤨