I'm So Fucking Stupid

I'm so fucking stupid

GUESS WHAT I JUST REALIZED GUYS

Adam, Bree, and Chase

Abc

And then Daniel comes along and it's

Abcd

This is probably common knowledge but I'm a little dense if you couldn't already tell

How long until I get sent to super hell for being gay? Hello? I'm waiting?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I was walking around with my cousin, my sister, and my puppy and there was this guy that had a whole ass hotdog cart. He gave out free hotdogs and would say "Happy Halloweiner".

Update: My aunt just told us that he's a pervert omfg she called him Nasty Matt 😭

I'm bored so here's my first part of characters as things I've said/heard people say

*Brutal by Olivia Rodrigo playing*

Luka: This song tastes like a Wendy's parking lot

Juleka: What in the fuck does that even mean-

Who was going to tell me that Shadybug and Claw Noir were a real thing and not some random fandom au? WHO? And why did I have to find out at 12 pm? How tf am I supposed to sleep now when all I want to do is watch it????

Do you guys also have a certain song you listen to with one specific verse that goes perfectly with one of your favorite ships and whenever you listen to that song that's all you can think of or are you normal