Who Says Fetch And Who Doesnt - The Obey Me Brothers

who says fetch and who doesn’t - the obey me brothers

lucifer : said it once only to make levi happy but don’t expect him to do it again

mammon : also did it to make levi happy . now says it occasionally

levi : says it all the time, trying to make it popular. caught asmo saying it

satan : definitely did not say it , will not say it , won’t ever say it so do not ask him

asmo : wasn’t gonna say it but then levi caught him saying it so now he says ( secretly likes saying it as well )

beel : confused but says it . he’s just happy to go with the flow

belphie : says it to annoy lucifer

nice to see some things never change

I'm crying, this man really out here shaming me for being poor 😭😭

It was so out of nowhere too, like damn, am I supposed to apologize??

Lucifer: *drunk* Not to brag, but I can't live without the attendant.

MC: ...

Diavolo and Barbatos: *chuckles*

Lucifer: Honestly, I would be so lost without them.

Lucifer: *drinks another glass of demonus*

MC: That's your last drink. Don't drink another.

Lucifer: Yes, love.

Diavolo and Barbatos: *laughing*

“Leviathan has abs” that’s a lie stop lying he just airbrushes them on every time his cards get posted ok it’s not real

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go up the stairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: But I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...