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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.
i love watching figure skating bc I really don’t know much abt it so I’ll watch a routine and be like “oh that was lovely” and then mr commentator man comes in calling it “lackluster to put it in a nice way” like OKAY
every time I read a fic I get obsessed with some random background ship. Like yeah I Love the main pairing but hey these random people? That are literally just vibing?? Ayooo wassup
imagine you drive for mercedes in formula 1. you did all the right moves to get here, played by all the rules and payed your dues. you started at williams and earned your place on the mercedes team. sure it's annoying having to play second fiddle to your 7 time WDC teammate, but you know that upon his retirement you can pull some strings and bring your childhood best friend onto the team. nothing can go wrong, you're sure of it, you've known each other for too long, been on holidays together and shared hotel rooms. you'll be best friends, driving for mercedes in formula 1.
who am i talking about? well there are two options that fit the narrative. nico rosberg or george russell.
“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial
Ferrari sending Leclerc out on inters because they remembered it’s called Interlagos
Can’t wait for 2023 because it’s 50/50 whether Alonso crushes Lance Stroll like a bug and makes him quit F1 to bring out a mediocre skincare line, OR Stroll is perfectly impervious through sheer blissful ignorance and Alonso melts like a waxwork under the reflected beam of his own 4D psychic manipulation
Hogwarts Houses Common Rooms Midjourney AI art by Elina Clevergull
Character in a series: *starts getting a suspicious amount of character development, more screen time, and becomes a major focus in one story*
Me: Oh good, I was looking forward to getting to know more about this character! I can’t wait to see where they take thi-
The same character in a series: *dies*
Me:
Greek Gods as Things I’ve Overheard in My School
I got a request for Greek Gods as things I’ve overheard, and since school is- quite possibly the best place for these things, I figured why not!
Zeus: “Bold of you to assume that I can’t be more of an asshole.” Poseidon: “People never drink water in class. Drink water throughout class. Drink water instead of class. Don’t go to class.” Hades: “My math grade is almost lower than my will to live.” Hestia: “Sometimes I just want to sit in that fire pit and roast marshmallows as I let the ashes reclaim me.” Demeter: “They said we need more plants around. Replace me with a plant.” Hera: “I need feminism because clearly my future husband is going to be a dumbass and I want to prove I’m better.” Athena: “I like the smell of old books.” *proceeds to stuff face into textbook* Hermes: “I can steal your heart, yes- but can I steal myself a personality?” Apollo: “Music class these days is just idiots trying to find happiness.” Artemis: “I just want to be gay with an instinct to kill.” Hephaestus: “I want to build myself a girlfriend.” Aphrodite: “Maybe one day people will appreciate my inner beauty and not my numerous pimples.” Dionysus: “Time to get DRUNK!” *chugs water bottle* Persephone: “I love flower crowns. They make me want to-” *cracks knuckles* “Kick ass.”
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Here they come
Authors when they come up with story ideas
Books, coffee and rain. What else could one want? ☔📖☕
Much like Psyduck, I too explode under stress