Sspidrwebz - #2 Vi Enthusiast

"Hobie would like Taylor Swift!!" No, he would personally knock that environment destroying jet of hers out of the sky himself. The only thing swiftie about him is how swift he'd take her out.

concept art hobie i think abt u everyday

(original concept design linked below)

HAHAHAA NO BECAUSE WHY DOES THE PORN ONLY POP UP WHEN IM AT SCHOOL LIKE BITCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? AND THEN WHEN IM ALONE IT SUDDENLY CEASES TO EXIST OR SMTH LIKE,, ALGORITHM FIX URSELF

tumblr when ur at home: heres some nature pics. heres this cat.

tumblr when you open it in public: H3RES MY LONG AWAITED CLIT REVEAL!! . HERES THIS GUYS ASS.

i am a woman lover until the woman in question is trying to steal my man

If they gave Hobie an MJ in the next movie I would come home and without a second of hesitation open tumblr.com and start typing a new post titled

'Hobie Brown x Reader: You comfort him after his MJ fucking dies'

GIGGLING HAPPILY SOMEONE PLEASE BRING THIS TO SONY RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

i will not rest until miles has his "revenge" visiting gwen's dimension and finding her lyrics book where she wrote 50 songs that are obviously about him

she will be a hundred times more mortified than he was and he will always be singing it around her to tease her