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Nonexistance

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9 months ago

due to systemic oppression, usamerican leftists don't currently have the political power to instate a leftist president. we do, however, have enough power to make one of two candidates lose the election. we could use this power to make the white supremacist lose to the black woman, or we could use it to make the black woman lose to the white supremacist. the obvious choice for leftists would be to prioritize making the white supremacist lose, but tumblr users have devised a loop hole, where they agitate primarily for making the black woman lose, but omit the detail about who she would be losing to. this makes their stance more palatable to people who correctly believe that having a white supremacist president would be the worst possible outcome.

9 months ago

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

10 months ago

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10 months ago

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

10 months ago

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

10 months ago

Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

10 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

10 months ago

new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

New Favorite YouTube Comment Just Dropped
10 months ago

This is how they criminalize being poor. They make it impossible to live a legal life and destroy the undercaste when they're forced to break laws.

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10 months ago

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

"contract Grading" "only 4 Absences Or You Drop To An F" "in This Class We Will Be Teaching About Disabilities.
10 months ago

If you had limitless money, what would you do with yr life?

Limitless?

Become Bruce Wayne.

Not batman. I haven't got the abs or aggression for Batman. But I'd kick ass as Benevolent Billionaire Brucie Wayne. Every library in the country is now fully funded forever. Also everything on GoFundMe. I'm dragging the country by the nuts into fully renewable energy. Hello first nations people, what would be the most helpful thing I can do for you? Also I started a bank and non-predatory credit card company that doesn't have fundie Christian "morals" so that every queer owned shop can do business, or every poor person can bank and build credit without worrying.

I'm not even doing this just as a moral thing, I LOVE being able to handle stuff for other people. It's better to be rich and anonymous than rich and famous but if fame is coming anyway, it's best to be known as "that guy who ended homelessness and took whales off the endangered species list", while I spend most of my time just hanging out with phenomenally cool people and generally fucking around.

Give me a cause and I'll fucking make it happen. I'm an infintillionaire and the world's future is my Sugar Baby.

10 months ago

DRAW MORE NON-CONFIRMING TRANS BOYS

My body is covered in hair and yet I am very small. But I have a tummy now! My thighs are smaller! My TUMMY is SOFTER!

There's more than "hunk" and "twink" PLEASE

I'm So Tired.

I'm so tired.

10 months ago
screenshot of two comic panels by @murderofsomeone.  first panel: three mostly featureless cartoon characters drawn on microsoft paint. one is strapped to an operating table while an evil death laser charges at them with the words "evil death laser" written on it. in the middle one of the characters looks over to the guy on the table shrugging while the third guy is pulling the lever to the evil death laser. the middle character's dialogue reads: "I dunno buddy this seems like a complicated issue and I don't wanna take sides or anything".  second panel: the position of the three characters is exactly the same as the previous image, only the other two characters speak as well. the first character's dialogue reads: "he is trying to kill me" the third character's dialogue reads: "I am trying to kill them" and the middle character's dialogue reads: "I think it's more nuanced than that".  below the screenshots it reads “my new comic called neutral ass bitch”

op turned off reblogs but this needs to be shared

10 months ago

Man this killed me for a sec. Had to hard-reboot.

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