Hey Guys, I Solved It! Optimistic Fiction And Pessimistic Fiction Have The Same Moral Value! Weve Done

hey guys, i solved it! optimistic fiction and pessimistic fiction have the same moral value! we’ve done it! we’re free

I can pronounce all the funny science words so I eat whatever the fuck I want

"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

If you're siding with a big corporation, there's a very high likelihood you're doing their damage control for them.

A little girl got 2nd degree burns from a chicken nugget and the mom asked McDonald's to cover the hospital bill, they said no and she had to sue.

So naturally just like the famous hot coffee debacle it's getting passed around like it's a greedy frivolous lawsuit and nobody understands how dangerously, illegally overheated that oil had to be for that to be possible or what a second degree burn actually is.

A blue check twitter guy already tried to pwn me by saying "duhh they get cooked in 300 degree oil!!"

Fried food isn't brought up to the temperature of the oil. The hot oil just quickly brings it up to safe temperature and then it is removed. For a nugget to destroy your skin it would have had to be left in long enough in hot enough oil to already be multiple safety violations.

Pénîs

I cant be normal about kink because everytime sex is mentioned in any capacity I just think of the word penice and start laughing

penice

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself