Tim With The Microwave- I Can't.

Tim with the microwave- i can't.

They’ll always come.

tim drake being morally grey is so funny to me my man blew up every single league of assassins base he could find in their databases and probably killed and/or injured hundreds of people and he just. doesn’t think about. no acknowledgement, he said “yeah but tam surviving was the most important thing at the time, and me surviving was a preferable second. the rest wasn’t my problem.”

WAIT. more mirrors content because I just realized something- Jason is cocky in that he's convinced himself he doesn't need anyone and can handle things himself, because he's HAD to and has managed to do well despite that. Tim is cocky in that he's self-assured in his abilities because he's never had anybody ELSE assure him. he knows he can handle things himself and it's just sort of a given that he will, and he doesn't think that that's a bad thing at all because it's just normal to him. Tim is overconfident bc performing at his peak with no assistance is normal to him, Jay is overconfident because he wants to, essentially, stick it to the man and prove that he CAN.

I think the funny thing is that tim isn’t even that likely to become a supervillain, they just keep finding futures where everyone is fucking dead??? and then tim, being tim, manages to keep his shit together just enough to cause so so many problems about it.

Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context.

Duke *looking at Dick while he puts his coffee on the breakfast table*: So you're telling me that superman was your stepdad?

Dick: He was NOT my stepdad.

Duke: HE TOOK YOU AND BRUCE TO BOWILING!

Dick: He was being nice!

Duke: MY BROTHER IN GOTHAM THAT'S A DATE-

Alfred: Master Tim ..... Wheres your spleen?

Jason (To duke): Oh yeah shit you haven't died-and-brought-back yet- So...

Tim: Now if you beat me- It's a hate crime.

Duke (to Jason): See? this is why you died without ever having felt the touch of a woman.

Damian (to Tim): I couldn't care less if your friends are coming over for diner, Alfred the cat it's not leaving this table.

Steph (To Bruce): You just mad because I me and Tim used to make out on the Batcave

Bruce (to Tim): You what?

Damian: ... No I don't care if it's homophobic Iwill break his hand if he touches my Utena collection again.

Jason (to dick): whY IS THIS MF ALWAYS HERE?! DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB-

Tim (to Damian): Have you ever had this days where you feel like nothing

Damian (to Tim): "hAveE yOu eVeR hAd ThEsE. dAyS-" Go find someone who gives a shit.

Bruce (To 29 year old Dick): I will not ask again get out of this chandelier right now-

Bruce (To 10 year old Dick): No I cannot refund you that's not gow it works-

15 Year old Dick (To Bruce): HE'S NOT MY BROTHER ... (To Wally on his phone) Yeah I can't go today I have to watch my stupid brother.

Jason Todd (To a very very scared Bernard): Have you ever killed someone?