One Thing I Absolutely Adore About Batfamily Social Media AUs Is That We All Collectively Agreed That

One thing I absolutely adore about Batfamily social media AUs is that we all collectively agreed that Jason is not verified on Twitter. Like nah bro, there's no way that's Jason Todd, he died 5 years ago.

But now that you can buy the checkmark, Jason would be the first in line to get one. He would've been fine to pay the full $20 a month, anything to be on par with his siblings.

And right after he gets the checkmark, Tim reports the account for 'impersonating his late brother' and that it's 'incredibly disrespectful to the memory of the real Jason Todd'. It's immediately suspended. Naturally Jason's pissed and tries again, but then Dick reports the new account.

It becomes a cycle of Jason paying for the Verified checkmark (with Bruce's credit card, naturally) and one of the other Batsiblings reporting his account. He even tried marking it as satire (which is somehow okay in Elon's new system? idk) but Steph reports that one as harassment. Blocking their accounts - both civies and vigilantes - was even less helpful.

In the end, Jason has lost more than $80 and he still doesn't have the checkmark.

Tim: see Jason, the difference between you and I is when I do things that Batman wouldn’t approve of, I make sure he never finds out. Whereas you make sure that everyone in Gotham knows what you did.

Jason: fuck you, kid

Tim just throws himself onto people to show affection, he doesn't really know how to "normal physical touch" and so he takes what dick does and ramps it up

At first people flinch, throw him off etc

Eventually they just get used it to, yeah this happens, they don't particularly care

But then it becomes something they look forward and seek out

Jason knows that as long as he stays in the same safe house or the cave for a bit, Tim will appear and do it, even if he's covered in blood, if he's upset Tim appears even faster

Damian finds it annoying the longest, but he will draw out in the garden more when it's been a few days of not seeing Tim, it's because of the sun of course-

Cass loves it, she will seek out Tim and just stand close till he does it

Steph does the same, she also knows if she hides long enough he will find her

Dick does it back, but he also is quite happy to have another person in the family that goes out of their way to show affection this way (also tims not heavy, he knows he can easily throw him off in case he panics and it's quite calming)

Duke uses it as a way to train as well, Tim just jumps him at random and usually he is caught of guard

Alfred finds it warming and will make sure there are times where he just hangs out around Tim without really doing anything

Bruce threw him off once and thought he would never experience it again but Tim preserved, now when Tim comes running at him, Bruce will get ready to catch him

Barbara doesn't get a running leap, or gets a body thrown at her, instead Tim will just lean on her while she's working, careful not to mess up her stations (he did it once and both freaked out)

Tim also gets really good at knowing when someone just needs it and doesn't know it, oh this guy looks stressed? Too bad you gotta lay down now because here I am. You haven't eaten? Gotta sit there till Alfred is done

He eventually starts doing it as red Robin, so sometimes you just see red hood with him around his shoulders, or Nightwing sitting somewhere with red Robin thrown across his lap

Wally has a heart attack when Tim throws himself at dick and they all fall down, so does Roy, or Jon, clark managed to hold the group up

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

Tim as Batman

In theory: Sounds good

In practice: Don’t

gotham knights: jason traumatizes tim