I Come From A Far Away Land Known AsInstagram. I Bring Half Life Posters. Thats It. Also I Have No Idea

I come from a far away land known as “Instagram”. I bring Half Life posters. That’s it. Also I have no idea how tumblr works but it’s fiiiiiiiine.

[Didn’t we already see this?]

(I think so? I want to say we saw this a month ago.)

[Ok, why are we seeing this again?]

(Uhhh, oh! New output!)

[huh. weird.]

(Oh good.)

[I was going to riot if that stupid sphere won.]

(So we still have Alyx and G. That's good.)

[Wouldn't it be funny if they went against each other next round?]

(Don't)

Round 4: Match 9

(hmmm)

[What’s up?]

(What? Oh, nothing. Just...nevermind)

Amalgamation, huh… I suppose I’m better off not touching that gate anymore lest anything bad happens. I’m curious… what do you mean when you say he is a ‘split’ from G? I know that G exists in many aspects, but he’s never told me that entire other beings have ‘split’ off him before… although he has never yet once failed to both confuse and amaze me, so I’m not surprised!

So another name of his is ‘Mike’… ‘Michael’… I like it! Back on Earth, where I was born, some humans believe in powerful beings called angels, who are sent to guide and protect us, and ‘Michael’ is supposedly the name of one of them. It fits G. I gave him the ‘G’ nickname myself, I’m not entirely sure where it came from. I also call him ‘Star Man’ sometimes…

Anyway, if you can get your bot’s visual transmission is in order, there should be some images incoming. One of the locals, Sv’ta (or, at least, I hope that’s how it’s pronounced) got me an image capture device on the condition I give it back to them unharmed, so I hope I don’t spectacularly mess this up. Let me know when visual channels are up!

*click*

(In a different universe, G some how split into different personalities. We're not sure how due to us not having that information. What we do have is a file on most splits. We can tell you what their first name is, a bit of background, and some personality traits. We can also see if they're a danger to their universe.)

[The Amalgamation is a different story. He didn't come from Mike himself. It came from another split known as Paulie who came from another split known as Nova.]

(Wait, I thought Nova wasn't a split?)

[I have no idea. It's all really confusing. It makes my brain hurt.]

(That's fair. As for our bot, it should be arriving in a few days.)

[We'll let you know when it's almost there.]

[Oh, that's cool!]

(What's cool?)

[It looks like someone is trying to figure out the ultimate Valve character and Mike made it to the 3rd round.]

(Nice! Good for him.)

[...]

(...)

[So, we're going to mak-]

(Yes, we will be making G-Man propaganda.)

Hello? Hello-o?! Is this thing working? Well, if anyone on the other side can hear me, I’d like to make an announcement: the gate’s locked again, nothing’s budging no matter what I do to it and I’m not sure if even he knows I’m still here. I’ll stick by his side best I can from here, as much as he insists that he doesn’t need my help, I’d still like to make sure he’s safe… he once told me that thought transcends time and space even more than, well, things you would expect to transcend time and space, so, though it may be just a little bit silly on my part, I hope he knows I’m here for him in whatever…slightly pathetic way this is.

*click*

[Oh, this is...new.]

(Hello! We can hear you! May I ask who you are?)

[We should probably introduce ourselves as well. We're the Archivist. We collect and sort data from our universe, though we found out that our bots can function in other universes. Also, regarding your message, who's "he"? And what gate are you referring to?]