Aemond's Sweetie Pie Curls Automatically Cancel Out The Genocidal Maniac He Truly Is, And I Think That's

aemond's sweetie pie curls automatically cancel out the genocidal maniac he truly is, and i think that's really inspiring.

“Er, hello? Are these the Halls of Mahal?” Thousands of disbelieving eyes stuck to Bilbo as he stepped forward cautiously, already quite fed up with the rudeness of dwarves. Who puts an anvil there? Nobody answered. “I’m looking for dwarves. Thirteen of them-- not anyone, mind you, but thirteen very specific dwarves.”

From the crowd, thirteen voices start yelling at the same time.

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Based on a Tumblr post made by @wheeloffortune-design because I couldn't resist myself

"Bilbo gagged, and retreated his other hand to cover his mouth as blood spurted over his hand again, feeling the warmth of it as it spread between his fingers, under his fingernails, and down his wrist. It painted his coat’s sleeve, and turned it sodden and dark."

"No person had ever quite haunted him so much as Thorin Oakenshield. Not Thorin the King. Thorin."

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Based on Olivia Rodrigo's song: "Can't Catch Me Now"

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new fic out!! 8.2k words, oneshot.

two things are crying right now and it's me and my will to live

(art creds; @cgbookworm on twitter, this art is gorgeous)

"revenge is a dish best served cold" i don't like cold food thanks

book!aemond exuding rammstein cuntery, and his counterpart, show!aemond being an ultraviolence babygirl is so special to me

second artwork; @m-oshun