Haha So Uhm. My Computer Screen Cracked. No More Digital Art !!!!!!!

haha so uhm. my computer screen cracked. No more digital art !!!!!!!

crumb cuptoast. reblog if you agree

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

skeleton armies of the undead are only Like That because they've been rudely awoken from slumber and forced to complete random tasks they have no personal interest in. like you've never awoken in your comfy cozy grave/bed in a vicious bloodthirst over being forced to go to work. hypocrite

Thought-to-speech technology that gets hacked by people who want text messages from their pets while they are at work, only to immediately regret it because their pets text them the dumbest things, and the only way to get any kind of a clear image of what's going on is texting the other pets for cross-reference.

Like you get a text from your dog going "END IS HERE DOOM IS COMING URGENT URGENT SEND TEXT G-D HAVE MERCY, HUMAN COME HOME IMMEDIATELY", (you have no idea why the text translator has decided that your dog is jewish, but that doesn't feel important enough to look into or change) and before you do, you text the cat like "what's going on?"

And the cat replies "sunshine is turned off, window is cold >:C" so okay that's a clue. You've got a monitor lizard that doesn't do much monitoring, but will reply with whatever the lizard is feeling right now if you text "?" first.

"hwrmbglhlr the earth rumbles are sexy", replies the lizard. Okay, so dog panic, no sunshine, and the lizard is sensing vibrations. Oh, there's a rain storm overhead. Fuck's sake.