Kenma: You Read My Diary?!

kenma: you read my diary?!

kuroo: in my defence, i didn’t know it was your diary.

kuroo: i thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Agatha, on the phone with Baz: So how does it feel being together with the hottest Chosen One?

Baz: *glances over at Simon*

Simon: *tries to drink milk while laying upside down on the couch*

Simon: *accidentally waterboards himself with the milk and coughs for 10 seconds before trying again*

Baz: It's alright I guess

Made Akaashi into an eboy cuz why not

angelsfalling16′s Trope-Topia

I saw @f-ing-ruthless-baz do this and thought I’d join in! Not sure if I did this exactly right, but here we go. (I added in the approximate word count, so people could have an idea of what they’re getting into.)

Snowbaz:

Fake Dating: Friends Don’t French Kiss (30k)

Christmas Fake Dating: A Terrible Idea (13k)

Body Swap: Walk A Mile In My Shoes (22k)

Soulmate AU: The Touch That Heals (3k)

Childhood Friends to Enemies to Lovers: Home is Wherever You Are (130k)

Friends With Benefits: Sugar We’re Goin’ Down (10k - E rated)

Enemies to Lovers: Call You Mine (9k - E rated)

Strangers to Lovers: Beautiful Stranger (25k)

5 + 1 Things: 5 Pranks That Go (Almost) As Planned and 1 Prank That Doesn’t (4k)

New Year’s Kiss at Midnight: A New Year and A New Beginning (2k)

Diner AU: Roller Diner (33k)

Actors AU: Acting Up (11k)

Historical AU: SnowBaz in Rome (2k)

First Kisses: 20 First Kisses (20 one-shots of varying lengths)

Destiel:

Time Travel AU: Anywhere In Time (11k)

Proposal Fic: All For You (1k)

doctor!Cas AU: Dr. Sexy? (6k - E rated) (horribly written smut that I don’t recommend anyone reading ever)

hey guys, any fics where andrew picks neil up while they're making out/having sex and neil is really into it? thanks!!

Neil loves his strong boy! We’ve found some for you, also check out “A Lost Boys Life” here, chapter 10 of “The Cartographer and the World” here, “of being happy” here, “mark me, make me yours” here, and some art that highlights Andew’s arms. - A

your love is such a mystery by uwereamazing [Rated G, 3879 Words, Complete, 2018]

five times the foxes walked in on andreil and the one time they didn’t have to.

Andreil Smut Anthology by weicheidarling [Rated E, Collection, Updated 2016]

Chapter 1: Filthy - Andrew is a mesmerizing rapper and he writes songs about his boyfriend sometimes without telling him.

tw: explicit sexual content

Andrew is so jacked he picks neil up during their make out seshs by @foxerice [Tumblr, 2019]

andrew shoving a particularly violent player off of neil wout breaking a sweat…

Art

Buff Andrew art by @requiemofkings, Andrew Minyard art by @senaeke, *apathetic glare* art by @artfrostedleaf, and anatomy practice art by @chuck-the-goon