Thank Fuck.

“Thank fuck.”

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          “It is not meant to be.”

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Lunarree.

Why did he get the sneaking suspicion he was being guilt tripped, in a way? Still, Sorey can’t deny that they ARE friends… sort of. Somehow. And the foxish man has a point. ❛ Okay, ❜ he responds tentatively. ❛ Do you have a brush? ❜

Lunarre whipped out a brush before the boy could finish his question. His smile widened. Gotcha.

“Be gentle,” he said. “Don’t yank it like Rose does. And for the love of peace, don’t sing any stupid songs like Lailah. That woman is obsessed with my hair. Sometimes I think she might cut it off and... I don’t want to think what.”

He shuddered. The girls of the group devolved from reasonably intelligent ladies to bickering children over his long, soft golden locks. They were either angry their hair wasn’t as luxurious, or they desperately wanted to brush it themselves - whether Lunarre liked it or not. And then there was Zaveid, who had joined the latter camp and was no help at all. It was a nightmare.

Luckily, Lunarre had managed to escape their wistful eyes and found Sorey, the perfect candidate for Assistant Brusher. Mikleo was not nearly as easy to manipulate.

Satisfied, the hellion promptly sat down and crossed his legs, waving the brush in his hand for Sorey to take.

“Here ya go. The sooner you start, the sooner it’s over.”

Hostile/Enemies sentence starters

“You are not my friend! You never were!”

“Don’t make me hurt you!”

“I swear, I won’t hesitate to punch you!”

“Don’t try and act friendly with me.”

“I will have my revenge on you. This, I promise.”

“Come any closer and you’ll regret it.”

“That’s not a threat, its a promise.”

“Are you threatening me?”

“Consider us enemies.”

“This knife isn’t for show. I know how to use it.”

“We could never be friends.”

“Don’t hurt me, please…”

“You can run, but you can’t hide!”

“Stay away from me, you monster!”

@cutie-kitsune-rp

A small lavender haired woman stands on a box in order to make herself look taller, or at least level with the fox man. She takes a moment to clear her throat then take a deep breathe: “Ok so I know this might be hard for a man who is whipped beyond all belief but I need you to stop getting your ask kicked by a woman half your size for about two seconds you ok with that?” she doesn’t wait for a response and crosses her arms “How does Rose handle the fact you have failed on literally every mission she ever sent you on? Are you even still WORKING for Rose or did she finally decide she needed a real assassin and not a little puppy dog who can barely throw a punch? Oh? What’s that? I’m sorry can’t hear you over how much of a little bitch you are” she drops the proverbial mic and hops off her box. “I will let you process the fact that now two women half your size have made you their bitch"  

You have one ask to piss off my muse; Run with it!

Luminous blue flames burned in the palms of the hellion’s hands as he seethed.

“I’m not that weakling anymore, you insignificant little bitch,” he spat. “I’ve changed. I’m strong, and getting stronger. I can burn that smug face of yours so badly your own mother won’t recognise you. If you want to keep it I suggest you fuck off.”

[SUCCESS]

Overused to Death (but loveable) Tropes in Zestiria

[x]

Grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs

Dezel and Sorey? They weren’t BFFs per se, but friends, so it counts. Mikleo is not a grumpy jerk, so he doesn’t count here.

Dezel and Rose (debatable, as I don’t really consider Rose a ray of sunshine).

Edna and Lailah (not sure if they’re BFFs, again, but Lailah certainly likes Edna a lot and shows it).

Mutual unrequited pining

[Insert SorMik fan response]

Character A falls fast and hard for Character B

 [Insert SorMik fan response] 

 [Insert SorLisha fan response]

Character A slowly falls in love with Character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck

[Insert SorMik fan response] 

[Insert SorLisha fan response]

[Insert DezelxRose fan response]

Cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd

Mikleo, for ruins.

Dezel, for fauna and flora.

Mayvin (?)

Segei (he’s a dork, yes, does that count?).

The Power of Friendship ™

Our Hero and His Party ™.

Flat “what” reactions

Too many to count in the skits.

Sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts

Sorey and Mikleo, though they have no memory of their tragic past (being infants at the time). They did however relive it. Both sweeties, especially Sorey.

Alisha (not exactly horrible, but sad - early death of mother, distant father and spending her entire life trying to prove her worth, being the lowest ranked of the royal family or royal children. And then it turns out her entire life so far had been manipulated to suit the bitch Maltran’s wicked ends and that the person she thought was her mother this whole time was evil and wanted to destroy the world. Yet in spite of all that, she’s a sweetheart.

Lailah, though we’re counting her life as a seraph. This only counts for her past with the Shepherd Michael and how he ended up and her guilt over it.

Villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle

Lunarre, to an extent, in the X anime. Unfortunately he doesn’t get the opportunity to become the Weird Uncle, firstly because Ufotable botched his character arc - if it was even planned in the first place - and secondly because by the time he actually turned hero Ufotable killed him off seconds later. 

Though not an outright villain, Zaveid was considered an enemy prior to joining the group and becoming the Weird Uncle.

Characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship

Rose and Dezel (?).

Rose and the former boss whose name escapes me.

Sorey, Mikleo & Gramps (Zenrus).

Alisha & Maltran.

Dezel & Zaveid (????).

Characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond

Our Heroes and His Party ™.

Sorey & Mikleo.

Scattered Bones members.

Edna & Eizen.

“I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

If this is a tsundere thing, Dezel & Rose? Not sure about this one.

divinaaquis:

“Well, even if he trusts you, I don’t. You do anything funny and you’ll regret it, you hear me?”

Mikleo eyes the kitsune with a hint of suspicion.

“Don’t take advantage of his kindness, Lunarre.”

Lunarre frowns. He knew what to expect, but that didn’t mean he had to like it. He certainly didn’t have to take it. Especially not from a high strung seraph brat.

“Look. I’ve been raised from the time I could hold a blade to know a perfect opportunity when I see one. I’ve had hundreds over the past months I’ve spent watching over you people. The great and powerful Shepherd is safe from me.”

He sighed.

“I’m no overnight saint. I know that. I’m still this. I’m still oozing malevolence. And you know what? I want to keep it that way. Not because I like it. Not because I think this is a fine and dandy way to be. But because it’s like this that I’m useful against that rabid lion bastard who wants to destroy the world. The world I live in.”