Come On, Theres Gotta Be Books On The Things. Other Seraphs Probably Know A Bit Aboutem. Whyre Ya So

“Come on, there’s gotta be books on the things. Other seraphs probably know a bit about ‘em. Why’re ya so obsessed with dragons anyway?”

snickering-kitsune:

“Not really. I wanna experience the world with all my five senses for’s long as possible. You’re not going blind because you’re an old fart - you’re going blind because you keep gettin’ near those damn dragons. You’re bringin’ a needless disability on yourself!”

“I wonder if it’s really the case still. Maybe I should see if that’s the right answer to my slowly fading sight then…..but then how else will I find my answers with the dragons?”

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So I started playing Skyrim again as a Dark Brotherhood assassin...

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“Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

ATTRACTIVENESS:

   repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

   grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

   not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

“For the challenge.”

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Lunarre tries to hold out, but in moments he is sniggering, and soon he is throw-your-back-head howling with laughter. 

“Damn you, old man!! You broke me!!”

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