LB 23: Cool Guy

LB 23: Cool Guy

Day 20 of #30dayscomics

Little Bittle #46: Recluse Makes a Lady Friend #comic #webcomic

That man has not left the house in a long time. Give him a break. He's gotta polish those skills, that's all. 

And the Winner is...

Dear Smalls:

The 2012 SmallComic Caption Contest has come to a close. We'd like to thank all of our pals and gals for participating. It was a hard decision, but we chose our Winner and Runner Up:

WINNER:

ghostbonesart:

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RUNNER UP:

365daysofdrawing:

"Hi. I'm here to apply for the school janitor position."

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Whoooooooo.  Yeah. I'm surprised we got that many entries, these were pretty difficult to caption. All of the other entries are below.  Ghost Bones Art will get a fancy smallcomic t-shirt of anything he wants as well as a drawing.  365daysofdrawing will get an exquisite drawing of whatever subject. 

Everyone else who entered will recieve a doodle through message. 

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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Cartoon #1: 

KindaGamey

 "I'll grant your wishes kid! 

"Sounds like socialist bullcrap to me. no thanks."

ghostbonesart

Girl sitting at desk: I wish my genie would stop farting already

Genie: NEVERRRRR

awildhappiness

"Stop doing that please, someone can see you and we have a bad reputation with the public opinion already because of this sonofabitch Taxil. They now think you're a freaking demon, go figure! Better keep a low profile from now on. Goddamn oxxy-dentals always twisting everything. How many times I'll have to repeat: my name is fucking Wesir.

 -Yeah, I learned all that in the Internet, this sucks-"

JDSundeavors

caption# 1: I am Phwen, the Public Fart Genie you have summoned with your buttocks. You may choose the 3 people in this room who will look down on you.

http://www.365daysofdrawing.co.uk/

caption 1 "You're an ass genie? No I've never heard of you and no you definitely can't go back in!"

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Cartoon #2: 

KindaGamey

"You think that's wierd.  My other hat is a penis."

richardstelmach

 "Look Mom, I'm sorry I really have to go.... kind of in the middle of something... yes I will make sure to wash my hands after the murder" 

gschaffeetattoos

“Goodnight Moon”

awildhappiness

"Yes ma'am, we currently have issues with the recent fires of the latest century, I'm afraid we cannot help you at the moment. What's that? How did I assume you were a lady? Well it's not that amazing really, I just let you walk two or three miles to calculate your pacing and I'm now walking right behind you." 

doublethinkdesign 

 "If you don't come back to me, I'll chop my fucking foot off with this axe! I swear to God I'll do it. You'll be sorry when I only have one foot and I have to hop everywhere, you'll see." Emotional blackmail is one hell of a drug.

Small Comic 48: Birdies Part 1 of ? #webcomics

Imagine if this happened to you. What would you do? I would just be amazed that this birdie is talking to me. This guys' an asshole. He should be down on his hands and knees praising this birdie for acquiring the power of speech! And for being cultured enough to know the theme song from Akira Kurosawa's "Ikiru."

P.S.  This will get funnier.  Sorry for being a day behind!

Hey smallcomic buddies. I'm starting a new comic, called The Eternal Tortoise. It's not going to be as witty as all those smallcomics and little bittles, but more absurd. In other words, I'm not trying to make you laugh with these ones, though they might occasionally be funny because Eternal Tortoises are funny guys. We'll still do Little Bittles once a week, but not on the scale that we used to. I'll be posting these everyday, let me know if they are bueno. Farewell smalls. 

LB # 38: Cult Kitties #webcomic #comic